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From the Russia Blog:
War in Georgia: Yawns and Kneejerks in America (EXCERPT)
by Charles
Ganske
“Just because some countries are smaller than a neighboring big country with an imperial history doesn't always make them victims or "Davids" versus Goliath. The question never seems to be raised: what if Russia's neighbors are occasionally in the wrong? … Is Georgia justified in forcing the issue of a separatist region with arms rather than negotiations?
From the Russia Blog:
War in Georgia: Yawns and Kneejerks in America (EXCERPT)
by Charles
Ganske
“Just because some countries are smaller than a neighboring big country with an imperial history doesn't always make them victims or "Davids" versus Goliath. The question never seems to be raised: what if Russia's neighbors are occasionally in the wrong? … Is Georgia justified in forcing the issue of a separatist region with arms rather than negotiations?
…From Russia's perspective, how does it look to have NATO not only expanded into the Ukrainian heartland, but also to its southern border in Georgia? Would the U.S. be comfortable with a Chinese or Russian military advisors on the ground in Mexico and Venezuela? Or even just a radar base that could track every American aircraft all the way to the Canadian border? And why is it necessary to further humiliate a former adversary that remains a shadow of its former military might, but can cause significant trouble for America? Doesn't the U.S. have enough challenges in Iraq and Afghanistan right now, without making more enemies abroad?
… America is not to blame for the Georgian President Saakashvili's foolish actions, and the Kremlin should recognize this.
…The question remains: since when did being a conservative require turning off one's brain when it comes to the subject of Russia and deferring to talking heads and aging donors who cannot let go of the Cold War? And what does it do to America's already tattered image in Russia to see Georgian soldiers fighting Russian soldiers, while wearing (US Marine uniforms)?”
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Comedian Argus Hamilton
President Bush urged Russia to withdraw its troops from Georgia. Then he ordered Pentagon satellites to monitor Georgia to make sure the Russians don't go too far and allow women into Augusta National.
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“In 2006, Muschany was a co-sponsor of legislation that toughened sex offender laws.”
Swiftboater is Kiddie Porn Kingpin
Swift Boat author with new compendium of lies about Obama-
Jerome Corsi likes to molest little boys and horses!
In early 2003 Corsi was indicted and convicted for the distribution of child pornography. The scandal mushroomed when Corsi was handed a lenient sentence that included no prison time. Conspiracy theories surrounding Judge "Murkie" filled Ohio newspaper for weeks. Corsi has also demonstrated his strong affiliation to racist white supremacists, both in the past and recently. (McCainiacs LOVE this slimy ol' PERV!)
RS Janes @ BartCop.com reports: Rachel Maddow's as-yet-untitled show debuts on MSNBC, Sept. 8, 2008 at 9:00pmET, just in time to dissect the presidential election with Maddow’s arched-eyebrow irony, unpretentious delivery and solid grasp of the issues. Rachel’s naturally attractive TV presence, fetching both men and women viewers, should put her in good shape to make a serious run at CNN’s Larry King Live and that unwatchable bag of flaming dog poop hosted by Sean Hannity over at Fox.
Jake Novak's Humor Blog
Lehman Rumors; Lehman Hurting
Just how bad are things at Lehman Brothers? This morning I saw them rubberizing the sidewalk around their building.
We have now learned that officials at the Federal Reserve called top Lehman Brothers executives last month to see if rumors about its dried up credit lines were true... then they asked them if they were still going to be able to use their summer rentals in the Hamptons.
Lehman Fire Sale
Cash-strapped brokerage Lehman Brothers is considering selling off some of its most valuable assets, including its investment management business, a hedge fund, and most of the top executive's mistresses.
Comedian Argus Hamilton
President Bush urged Russia to withdraw its troops from Georgia. Then he ordered Pentagon satellites to monitor Georgia to make sure the Russians don't go too far and allow women into Augusta National.
Russian bombers spared Georgia's three oil pipelines in what appears to be a preemptive war on a small country for access to its oil and for regime change. White House lawyers are still debating if this is a violation of patent law or copyright law.
President Bush was clearing brush in Texas last week while his father is racing boats in Maine. They're so competitive. We had one President Bush who oversaw the fall of the Soviet Union and another President Bush who helped get it back on its feet.
Operation Scheduled Departure began last week - giving illegal aliens a bus ride home. You can't make it up. With its usual flawless timing the Bush administration is offering to bus illegal aliens home to Mexico one month before the produce harvest.
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If beauty were a whirlpool - I would move in a clockwise motion inside her for a euphoric effect.
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"Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?"
"I don't know dear, ask your father."
BRITNEY - She's on the way back...
"Mommy, Mommy! The milkman's here. Have you got the money or should I go out and play?"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Dad's between my legs?"
"You will when you get older, Lucy!"
10-year-old boy Tommy is skateboarding in the park with a cigarette hanging out his mouth. He passes a nun sitting on a park bench. The nun notices this and says to the boy, “When did you start smoking?”
Tommy says, “I was 7. and I’ve also had sex!”
The nun asks, “At what age did you begin having sex?”
The kid says, “I CAN’T REMEMBER - I WAS TOO DRUNK!”
OLYMPIC GYMNAST ALICIA SACRAMONE
(She IS of age, OK?)
SWEET ALICIA
NO MEDALS? I DON'T CARE...
THANK YOU, ALICIA!
FATE [A Sufi Tale] An elephant and a mouse fell in love. On the wedding night the elephant kneeled over and died. The mouse said, Oh Fate! I have unknowingly bartered one moment of pleasure and tons of imagination for a life time of digging a grave.
1941 DESOTO CLUB CONVERTIBLE COUPE
Good fortune. COMMENT! Please spread the meme. Don’t smoke in bed…
HUNKS FOR THE LADIES
"Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?"
"I don't know dear, ask your father."
BRITNEY - She's on the way back...
"Mommy, Mommy! The milkman's here. Have you got the money or should I go out and play?"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Dad's between my legs?"
"You will when you get older, Lucy!"
10-year-old boy Tommy is skateboarding in the park with a cigarette hanging out his mouth. He passes a nun sitting on a park bench. The nun notices this and says to the boy, “When did you start smoking?”
Tommy says, “I was 7. and I’ve also had sex!”
The nun asks, “At what age did you begin having sex?”
The kid says, “I CAN’T REMEMBER - I WAS TOO DRUNK!”
OLYMPIC GYMNAST ALICIA SACRAMONE
(She IS of age, OK?)
SWEET ALICIA
NO MEDALS? I DON'T CARE...
THANK YOU, ALICIA!
FATE [A Sufi Tale] An elephant and a mouse fell in love. On the wedding night the elephant kneeled over and died. The mouse said, Oh Fate! I have unknowingly bartered one moment of pleasure and tons of imagination for a life time of digging a grave.
1941 DESOTO CLUB CONVERTIBLE COUPE
Good fortune. COMMENT! Please spread the meme. Don’t smoke in bed…
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