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BARBERSHOP 3 - "THE FLEECING!"
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The White House was trying to explain this week why Jim Guckart was given daily access to the White House for the last two years. Guckart, who went by the name of Jeff Gannon in the Briefing Room, has been credentialed as a member of the press corps, and received a White House press pass even before he had ever become a journalist. (SOMEONE also leaked access to him to protected files on outed CIA operative Valerie Plame.)Although Guckert's x-rated web sites offer Guckart's male escort services for $200 an hour, or $1500 a weekend - White House officials denied that they had issued credentials to Guckart because he was a Republican prostitute.Ann Coulter denies persistent rumors that she was once a liberal man!
I've resisted any impulse to slap a magnetic ribbon on my pick-em-up up - 'til now . . .
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Iran and Syria on Wednesday formed a united front to defend themselves. Their concern is understandable. They got a little edgy last week when Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by the Senate in her new post as Secretary of State for the Dominions.
CIA Director Porter Goss warned Congress Wednesday that al-Qaeda will soon attack America, and he claimed North Korea and Iran have nuclear bombs. Democrats asked to see evidence to support these charges. They are just not in the spirit of the thing.
(Mr. Goss's predecessor)
<<<You've always been my favorite fiddler, Mr. Jean Luc Ponty. Say - that's quite the death squad you've got there. The Kyoto Treaty went into effect this week to battle global warming. The Americans aren't sold on energy conservation. We installed a dimmer bulb in the White House four years ago but the lower wattage caused more problems than it solved.
Senator Barbara Boxer's supporters began selling thong underwear with Boxer for President printed on them. It's just amazing. Every four years Democrats come up with newer and more creative ways to ensure they will never carry the South again. Republicans proposed funding abstinence programs on Friday. The alternative is safe-sex education. For Republicans, safe sex means you have read the label carefully and know to call the doctor if the erection lasts longer than four hours.
LENO: Up in Boston, defrocked priest Paul Shanley was found guilty on all charges of sexually assaulting young children at his church. He got fifteen years in prison. Great! Now HE gets to be the altar boy.The Episcopal Church announced Friday that donations fell by four million dollars since the gay bishop was ordained. It doesn't shake the church's faith, though. Episcopalians believe that death isn't the final end - there remains the litigation over the estate.
HERE'S SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT!
Jose Canseco claims in his new book that American fans liked Mark McGwire better because Mark is a white American while he himself is Spanish and Cuban. Let's not bring race into this. They both bleed the same color if the needle is dull.
Jose Canseco conceded in his new book Juiced that steroid use causes testicular atrophy. Imagine his embarrassment in televised games. Time and time again Jose Canseco would grab his crotch in the batter's box and come up with a handful of air.
Barry Bonds was publicly named by his former mistress Sunday as a long-time steroid user. He's a Hall of Famer now. Any guy who can satisfy a mistress and a wife while using a drug that kills your sex drive may be the greatest athlete of all time.
Mark McGwire denied charges by Jose Canseco Sunday that he used steroids. So much is at stake. If Mark McGwire is found guilty of using steroids to boost his career he could get anywhere from four to eight years as governor of California.
Michael Jackson released a star-studded witness list Tuesday of celebrities he expects to testify for him. The list has everyone worried. No one knows how long this trial will last if Elizabeth Taylor's sexual history is ruled admissible.
Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean joked to a banquet of black lawmakers in Washington D.C. on Friday that Republicans would have to summon the hotel staff to have this many minorities in the room. Democrats get a free pass to make racial cracks. If Rush Limbaugh had made that remark, he would never work in football again.
Singer George Michael has announced he’s quitting the world of pop music. Boy first Jose Canseco, now George Michael. This has not been a good week for guys who inject other guys in the men’s room.
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REMEMBER WHEN MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MARRIED TO LISA MARIE PRESLEY? How did that work out, Lisa?
Well . . . he kept forgetting to put the cap back on the mascara.
And that moonwalking crap got old real fast.
It was always Liz Taylor this, Liz Taylor that ...
Jackson 5? Hah! Closer to 4 and 5/8ths!
There was that annoying high-pitched squealing every time he saw a toy he wanted.
His bedroom REEKed of the overwhelming stench of chimp!
He chugged a couple of Jesus Juices, fell asleep on the La-Z-Boy, and snored like a son-of-a-bitch.
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Artist Coop seems to be positing a connection between voluptuous women and (ahem) - appetites . . .
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Good fortune. Please spread the meme. Please comment! Don't smoke in bed . . . Da Rev, who's only trying to help.
