WELL HOWDY, REV'LERS! P.O.E.T.S. /\ 061805

PISS ON EVER'THIN' -
T'DAY'S SATURDAY, June 18, 2005

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!
   

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Is this my STOP??

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Michael has gone ...)

Nice decor!
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You should know the ribbon thing (Support the Troops, et al.) has gotten out of hand. There's one dedicated to the memory of "Dimebag Darrell", the former Pantera guitarist who was shot to death on stage in Columbus by a (former) fan.

SAVE the WHALES.  Collect the whole set!

Today, THREE CRACK WHORES from DAYTON sold me a framed photo of ALAN COLMES before his MAKEOVER!

  I stayed up late yesterday to hear
DR. GREENSPAN'S latest pronouncement:
"...  So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYBEAN FUTURES
into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the
PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of
2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT ..."

The original POINT & CLICK INTERFACE was a Smith and Wesson.

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It don't mean a THING
if you ain't got that SWING!!

A - ringadingding!

LIGHT travels faster than SOUND.  That is why some people APPEAR bright until you hear them speak.

Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN..  I might as well pay a visit to the
LADIES ROOM...

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LUCKY (BOY) FUCKER)
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Does only HORROR get the attention of Americans?

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WACKO JACKO's bizarrely 3-dimensional yet COLORLESS nipples.)
Low Culture

Nipples, I can see nipples on this shot!!

OMG! The nipples. Albino and elongated ...

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THIS JUST ____ IN ! !

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Low Culture
Bush & the Gray Shirts!

"OK, Mr. President, then please explain why this image gives me more cause for alarm than it comforts me . . ."

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Comedian Argus Hamilton
presents the best current affairs
jokes of the week ...

Los Angeles got a tsunami alert Tuesday, prompting thousands of people to rush to the beach to see a killer wave in person. It upset evangelicals. Every day, somebody in Los Angeles does something to sabotage the theory of intelligent design.

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The U.S. Senate on Wednesday voted to endorse a broad expansion of the use of ethanol in gasoline despite its cost. Most Americans don't understand the science of it. Ethanol is a product that's manufactured by mixing corn with your tax dollars.

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<= "I'm Irish on me mum's side ..."

The Organization of Petroleum Export Countries met in Vienna Wednesday. They split into two factions. There are the countries that hate freedom on one side of the conference table and the countries occupied by American troops on the other.

Saddam Hussein was questioned by a tribunal in Iraq about his brutal tactics in power Monday. The questioning went on for hours. The dictator once crushed an insurgent rebellion north of Baghdad and the tribunal just wanted to ask him, "How'd you DO that?".

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Congress voted on Wednesday to block the Justice Department and the FBI from using the Patriot Act to peek at library records and bookstore sales slips. It should be scaled back. If Richard Nixon had had the Patriot Act, Bob Woodward would now be in his thirty-second year as editor of the Guantanamo Daily Confession.

Of all the dirty tricks that Nixon tried with his plumbers he never thought of legalizing them!

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Time magazine published a prisoner's interrogation log from Guantanamo. He was forced to stand naked with photographs of naked women around his neck. If the Republicans don't consider that torture, they've been lying to the evangelicals again.

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Howard Dean caused a storm last week by calling Republicans the white Christian party. He's an expert on diversity. He was the governor of all Vermonters, whose ancestors hail from all four corners of the known world--Essex, Wessex, Middlesex and Sussex.

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HERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT!

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BUBBA FORSAKES BBQ? Ingrid Newkirk, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), wrote about how she read in the Times of India that former president Bill Clinton "is trying to be a vegetarian." WHAT THE ____ ?!?

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The thought of Bill Clinton spurning meat is like the thought of him spurning blow jobs. Simply not possible.

Click: Paris Hilton Burger Commercial - UPDATED   

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  Tom Cruise said Wednesday he's converted his girlfriend to Scientology. They believe that man was put on earth by an evil galactic ruler. The religion could catch on in the South once everybody learns that Scientologists worship Dick Cheney.

Friday the diminutive actor Tom Cruise announced that he proposed to actress Katie Holmes who's half his age - on top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Oh, come ON! KATIE'S been KIDNAPPED by a tiny SCIENTOLOGIST! !

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Low Culture

<= "I've DRAINED you to the point of death. If I leave you here, you die. Or you can be YOUNG ALWAYS, my slave, as we are now, but you must tell me: will you come or no? Don't be afraid. No one can resist me, not even you ... Just forget about that mortal coil. You'll become accustomed to life in the OTHER dimension, all too soon."

Cruise’s first ex-wife, the incredibly {{{ HOT }}} Mimi Rogers, once remarked in an interview with Playboy, “He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument. ...[but] my instrument needed tuning ..."

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WARNING!  PG - 34 ...

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Ashley & Chev. Panel

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Remember Virginia Mayo?

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A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.  Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear
how this all came about . . .
Driving along the highway,I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in refrigerator.  She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because you said the color didn't suit you.  Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but
too small for you now.  Then, when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked,"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?!?"

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Les's big beautiful pin-ups

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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together."
A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?"
"No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS."

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HILDA!

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UH-OH!

Be careful out there!

AOL is EVIL!

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Good fortune. Please spread the meme.
COMMENT!! Don't smoke in bed . . .
Rev. Art - AKA Art Deco