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MONEY QUOTE
A note left by a woman who reportedly broke into Pamela Anderson's Malibu home and rooted around in the actress' underwear drawer:
"I'm not a lesbian, I just want to touch you."
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ANOTHER RIGHT-WING ASSAULT ON THE CLINTONS
THE TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY: WHAT SHE KNEW, WHEN SHE KNEW IT, AND HOW FAR SHE'LL GO TO BECOME PRESIDENT - is set for release next week.
Author Ed Klein has a solid background as a journalist and editor, but lately he's been a gossip columnist (Parade). His last couple of books about Jackie Kennedy and JFK, Jr. and his wife are largely disputed and unattributed as is his latest slash/fiction tome about Senator Clinton.
In the meantime, Matt Drudge and Shemp Hannity are both using a digitally enhanced (Photo Shop?) pic of Bill Clinton kissing a woman at a John Kerry rally to promote Klein's charges that Bubba's still having affairs. And Richard Mellon Scaife, as expected, is a prime mover and shaker in promotion of the book in all the sensationalist troughs where wing-nuts go to get slopped.
In his column today, political advisor Dick Morris, who is open in his loathing of the Clintons, states:
"I am no defender of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s, to put it mildly. But the recent charges in Ed Klein’s book to the effect that she is a closet homosexual or that Bill raped her and that this act triggered Chelsea’s conception are as crazy as the list that was circulating around of the 20 or so people the Clintons allegedly had killed ...
Morris goes on to say that personal attacks on Hillary will only embolden and empower her. I think he's right. Try as they might the wing-nuts won't be able to raise a "Swift Boat Shit Storm" with this nasty little book.
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WE TOPPLED THE EVIL DICTATOR SADDAM HUSSEIN.
WAS IT WORTH IT?
Why didn't we ever topple Mao?
It would have cost us a lot - but it would have been worth it - wouldn't it? Hmmm. It would have cost a lot in American lives and Chinese lives and an awful lot of our treasury, but - but ...
It seems to me that we should apply whatever reasoned measure we applied to the prospect of successfully upending Maoist China to every subsequent malevolent despot who pisses-off some of us in the future. If it wasn't a good idea to invade China to stop Mao's UNPRECEDENTED killing and atrocities, then what the hell are we doing in IRAQ - AGAIN?!?!
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REMEMBER WHEN JON STEWART
CALLED TUCKER CARLSON A "DICK"?
In the omnipresent commercials for MSNBC's new talk show The Situation with Tucker Carlson (weeknights at 9 p.m. ET), we see Carlson seated on a stool in a studio as he listens to an announcer sing his praise in voiceover: "The man. The legend. The bow tie."
"You think that's gonna make people want to watch the show?" Carlson twits the unseen narrator. "Why don't you just tell them what the show's about?"
A bow tie says, "I have no penis."
It says, "When I was in parochial school, the sisters thought I was fresh."
It says, "I shower more than is really normal or healthy."
BTW - the program is so much pap. Too cute by half. There's no "there" there.
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DON'T GIVE THE PIZZA DRIVER A KEY!
Ave Maria won’t be just a university, he continues. It will also be a new town, built from scratch, in which the wickedness of the world will be kept at bay. "We’ve already had about 3500 people inquire on our Web site about buying a home there — you know, they’re all Catholic," Monaghan says excitedly.
"We’re going to control all the commercial real estate, so there’s not going to be any pornography sold in this town. We’re controlling the cable system. The pharmacies are not going to be able to sell condoms or dispense contraceptives."
"My Mullah went to Club G'itmo and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." - Rash Limbo