WELL HOWDY, REV'LER!
APPARENTLY YOU'RE CONSIDERING A CONTRIBUTION TO THIS SHAMEFUL EXERCISE - WHICH IS INTENDED SOLELY TO COMFORT THE AFFLICTED AND TO AFFLICT THE COMFORTABLE.
(Reports that some contents of this web log have been used to
shame and verbally abuse Iraqi prisoners cannot be verified at this time. It sure irritates the crap outta some American Fundangelicals.)
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
Bandwidth ain't FREE y' know...
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Don't smoke in bed. Rev. Art - Doctor of Motivation:
"The sun shines on him who gets out in it!"
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