DA REV COMES OUT!
This is probably as big as the day I came out as an atheist at the age of 19.
It goes back to 1956 when I was 14, when I used to accompany my Uncle Merlin to Moe’s to drink cheap draft beer, suck cigarettes and try to ogle trashily-dressed women. One Saturday afternoon I noticed a good-lookin' girl with short hair sittin' next to a much larger gal with a better moustache than Uncle Merlin’s. I elbowed Merlin and nodded toward the short-haired chick. I said, “Prime, eh?”
Uncle Merlin gave me a backhand that damn near knocked me off my stool. He said, “You dumbassed kid - - she’s a lesbian!”
So, I was thinkin' “lesbian” must be another one of those ethnic groups that Merlin hates so much. I asked, “What’s a lesbian, anyhow?”
Merlin said, “You know, they like girls.”
I stared at him dumbly and replied, “Yeah?”
Merlin unloaded on me. He said, You know - - lesbians - - they ^%@!$*& with women and they *%^# their ~*@&%$`!!"
I damn near swooned at the revelation. “Cheeses H. Christ!”, I exclaimed to myself, “I must be a lesbian, too!”
So now you know, Da Rev is a lesbian. Da PaganBaby knows and accepts me just the way I am . . .
