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*SKEPTICS' DIGEST* - DECEMBER, 2005

Art_matissewwwdoverpublicationscom400301*Formerly, CORI Bulletin* for Members of Central Ohioans for Rational Inquiry.)

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." 
[George Bernard Shaw]

"Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood." 
[William Penn]

REMINDER -
our intrepid band of skeptics is invited back to Hank & Milene's digs this Saturday, December 3. Apparently everyone was on h(is)(er) best behavior last month! 

Science_067003395201_sclzzzzzzz_THEORY OF ANYTHING?
Physicist Lawrence Krauss turns on his own.
By Paul Boutin, Silicon Valley writer who spent 15 years as a software engineer and manager, writing @ Slate.com Nov. 23, 2005
Lawrence Krauss, a professor of physics and astronomy at Case Western Reserve University, has a reputation for shooting down pseudoscience. He opposed the teaching of intelligent design on The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer. He penned an essay for the New York Times that dissed President Bush's proposal for a manned Mars mission. Yet in his latest book, Hiding in the Mirror, Krauss turns on his own—by taking on string theory, the leading edge of theoretical physics. Krauss is probably right that string theory is a threat to science, but his book proves he's too late to stop it.

String theory, which stretches back to the late 1960s, has become in the last 20 years the field of choice for up-and-coming physics researchers. Many of them hope it will deliver a "Theory of Everything"—the key to a few elegant equations that explain the workings of the entire universe, from quarks to galaxies.

Elegance is a term theorists apply to formulas, like E=mc2, which are simple and symmetrical yet have great scope and power. The concept has become so associatedNova's three-hour 2003 series on the topic was titled The Elegant Universe (you can watch the whole thing online for free here).  with string theory that

Yet a demonstration of string theory's mathematical elegance was conspicuously absent from Nova's special effects and on-location shoots. No one explained any of the math onscreen. That's because compared to E=mc2, string theory equations look like spaghetti. And unfortunately for the aspirations of its proponents, the ideas are just as hard to explain in words. Let's give it a shot anyway, by retracing the 20th century's three big breakthroughs in understanding the universe.

Step 1: Relativity (1905-1915). Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity says matter and energy (E and m) General Theory of Relativity says gravity is caused by the warping of space due to the presence of matter. In 1905, this seemed like opium-smoking nonsense. But Einstein's complex math (E=mc2 is the easy part) accurately predicted oddball behaviors in stars and galaxies that were later observed and confirmed by astronomers. in the famous equation) are equivalent. His

Step 2: Quantum mechanics (1900-1927). Relativistic math works wonderfully for predicting events at the galactic scale, but physicists found that subatomic particles don't obey the rules. Their behavior follows complex probability formulas rather than graceful high-school geometry. The results of particle physics experiments can't be determined exactly—you can only calculate the likeliness of each possible outcome.

Quantum's elegant equation is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. It says the position (x) and momentum (p) of any one particle are never completely knowable at the same time. The closest you can get is a function related to Planck's constant (h), the theoretical minimum unit to which the universe can be quantized.

Einstein dismissed this probabilistic model of the universe with his famous quip, "God does not play dice." But just as Einstein's own theories were vindicated by real-world tests, he had to adjust his worldview when experimental results matched quantum's crazy predictions over and over again.

These two breakthroughs left scientists with one major problem. If relativity and quantum mechanics are both correct, they should work in agreement to model the Big Bang, the point 14 billion years ago at which the universe was at the same time supermassive (where relativity works) and supersmall (where quantum math holds). Instead, the math breaks down. Einstein spent his last three decades unsuccessfully seeking a formula to reconcile it all—a Theory of Everything.

Step 3: String theory (1969-present). String theory proposes a solution that reconciles relativity and quantum mechanics. To get there, it requires two radical changes in our view of the universe. The first is easy: What we've presumed are subatomic particles are actually tiny vibrating strings of energy, each 100 billion billion times smaller than the protons at the nucleus of an atom.

That's easy to accept. But for the math to work, there also must be more physical dimensions to reality than the three of space and one of time that we can perceive. The most popular string models require 10 or 11 dimensions. What we perceive as solid matter is mathematically explainable as the three-dimensional manifestation of "strings" of elementary particles vibrating and dancing through multiple dimensions of reality, like shadows on a wall. In theory, these extra dimensions surround us and contain myriad parallel universes. Nova's "The Elegant Universe" used Matrix-like computer animation to convincingly visualize these hidden dimensions.

Sounds neat, huh—almost too neat? Krauss' book is subtitled The Mysterious Allure of Extra Dimensions as a polite way of saying String Theory Is for Suckers. String theory, he explains, has a catch: Unlike relativity and quantum mechanics, it can't be tested. That is, no one has been able to devise a feasible experiment for which string theory predicts measurable results any different from what the current wisdom already says would happen. Scientific Method 101 says that if you can't run a test that might disprove your theory, you can't claim it as fact. When I asked physicists like Nobel Prize-winner Frank Wilczek and string theory superstar Edward Witten for ideas about how to prove string theory, they typically began with scenarios like, "Let's say we had a particle accelerator the size of the Milky Way …" Wilczek said strings aren't a theory, but rather a search for a theory. Witten bluntly added, "We don't yet understand the core idea."

If stringers admit that they're only theorizing about a theory, why is Krauss going after them? He dances around the topic until the final page of his book, when he finally admits, "Perhaps I am oversensitive on this subject … " Then he slips into passive-voice scientist-speak. But here's what he's trying to say: No matter how elegant a theory is, it's a baloney sandwich until it survives real-world testing.

Krauss should know. He spent the 1980s proposing formulas that worked on a chalkboard but not in the lab. He finally made his name in the '90s when astronomers' observations confirmed his seemingly outlandish theory that most of the energy in the universe resides in empty space. Now Krauss' field of theoretical physics is overrun with theorists freed from the shackles of experimental proof. The string theorists blithely create mathematical models positing that the universe we observe is just one of an infinite number of possible universes that coexist in dimensions we can't perceive. And there's no way to prove them wrong in our lifetime. That's not a Theory of Everything, it's a Theory of Anything, sold with whizzy PBS special effects.

It's not just scientists like Krauss who stand to lose from this; it's all of us. Einstein's theories paved the way for nuclear power. Quantum mechanics spawned the transistor and the computer chip. What if 21st-century physicists refuse to deliver anything solid without a galaxy-sized accelerator? "String theory is textbook post-modernism fueled by irresponsible expenditures of money," Nobel Prize-winner Robert Laughlin griped to the San Francisco Chronicle earlier this year.

Krauss' book won't turn that tide. Hiding in the Mirror does a much better job of explaining string theory than discrediting it. Krauss knows he's right, but every time he comes close to the kill he stops to make nice with his colleagues. Last year, Krauss told a New York Times reporter that string theory was "a colossal failure." Now he writes that the Times quoted him "out of context." In spite of himself, he has internalized the postmodern jargon. Goodbye, Department of Physics. Hello, String Studies.

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EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY... on Fox News?!
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Professor PZ Myers blogs @Pharyngula:

...It sounds scary, but after a shaky beginning, it actually isn't bad. The shaky part is that it starts with Darwin's just-so story of whale evolution, a poor and nowadays rather erroneous bit of speculation that wasn't very well supported at all. After that, though, it gets into the good, modern evidence for whale evolution, and is unambiguously supportive of science.           

Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection is one of the best substantiated theories in the history of science, supported by evidence from a wide variety of scientific disciplines, including paleontology, geology, genetics and developmental biology.

Fox News has taken one small step into the twentieth century.

Holiday_solstice_wwwmarizartcom_mari_halMERRY SOLSTICE - OR HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKKAWAANZA - if you prefer!!

Dalai_lamaHELLO DALI!

Over @ Pooflingers blog a guy named "Matt" takes note of the Dali Lama's speech at the 2005 Society for Neuroscience convention in Washington, D.C.: "A few of the things he said at the conference seem to show that he sides with reasoned inquiry, rather than religious dogma." The Dali Lama is a non-theistic Tibetan Buddhist. He said:

To Buddhists, skepticism and an open mind is also important, required [in order] to have true investigation into reality. If you blindly accept, you don’t reach reality. Buddha said many things, but always encouraged empirical investigation, using your mind to see reality. It then developed in Buddhist tradition as a custom to examine his words and find those that contradict empirical evidence, and interpret them as less…definitive...

Massimo_banner_1PLATO, FREUD, AND THE ROOTS OF OUR DISCONTENT

from RATIONALLY SPEAKING - Massimo's Blog

I'm doing some research for a new book... mulling over the fairly well known relationship between Plato's idea of the tripartite soul and Freud's theoretical framework for understanding our mind.

Plato, in his most famous dialog -- the Republic -- thought that the human "soul" (we would say mind) is made of three parts: the appetitive soul is where our basic desires (food, sex, etc.) originate from; the rational soul is the seat of our (alleged) rational abilities; the third part, what Plato called the spirited soul, was supposed to be sort of an intermediary between the two, where moral reasoning occurs (for Plato moral judgment is neither an instinct, like the search for food and sex, nor a province of exclusive rational thinking).

Freud, in turn, built his system around the comparable ideas of the id (analogous to the appetitive soul), the ego (the rational part of the mind), and their intermediary, the so-called superego, which plays much the same role as Plato's spirited soul.

Interestingly, for both Plato and Freud, trouble in the human soul/mind arises when the three parts don't work in harmony with each other. Plato thought that the key to such harmonious relationship was to yield control to the rational soul -- after all, he was the founder of the rationalist program in philosophy. Freud, on the other hand, concentrated on dealing with the id by means of psychoanalytical techniques.

I'm not suggesting that either theory gets it precisely right, but it is interesting to note that modern neurobiologists such as Antonio Damasio (see his delightfully written The Feeling of What Happens) also submit that the proper balance in a functional human being is achieved when we recognize the importance of emotions and "appetites" in human nature. For Damasio the rational brain is important, but in a different sense from what Plato intended. Rationality may be -- as Aristotle maintained -- what distinguishes us from most other animals, but it is futile to attempt to put it in complete control of things. Our emotions and feelings are simply too powerful, and they, not rationality, give us a "reason" to do anything at all. (Remember David Hume, when he said that "reason is and ought to be the slave of passions.")

Rationality, according to Damasio, ought to be used to balance the emotions, so that a functional human being can derive her ends from what she cares for and her means from working out the smartest way to achieve them. Sounds to me like a nice enough synthesis of Plato and Freud via Hume, and a sensible model of human happiness.

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Massimo_pigliucci2_3MORE FROM MASSIMO PIGLIUCCI:
ABORTION AND GENETIC ENGINEERING

 

This is a tough one, though I'm sure some regulars of this blog will have ready-made answers for the conundrum. A recent New York Times article by Amy Harmon has highlighted an ethically controversial side of prenatal genetic screening. One might think that prenatal screening for all sorts of genetic defects would be an unqualified good, except perhaps for the potential misuse of such information by health insurance companies.

But while insurance companies' access and use of test results can be legislated or kept in check using current privacy laws, it is far more difficult to tackle the thorny issue of what the parents are going to do with such information. The data are clear: parents opt for abortion in proportion to the severity of the handicap that their unborn child would have to bear in life. For example, a study of 53,000 women's choices found that prenatally screened conditions that were classified as having no impact on the quality of the adult's life lead to about 1% termination (presumably from distrust of the actual risks involved), but those conditions judged to have a serious impact led to a 50% abortion rate. Moreover, women were more likely to choose abortion if the disability was of a type that impacts cognitive functions, for example 80% termination in the case of Down syndrome.

This is what's making advocacy groups for disabled people rather nervous, with some groups -- like the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation -- going as far as not advocating prenatal screening. The objections raised to the screening procedure range from rather paranoid worries that one begins with the fetus and then proceeds to "take care" of the adults, to more reasonable positions that include the possibility of curtailed funding for research on treatments, to borderline issues concerned with the increasing isolation of handicapped people once a particular genetic disease is stamped. (Sorry to be politically incorrect here, but I really find it hard to use words like "differently able." These are people in need of both medical and psychological help, not simply variations on the normal human condition.)

The reality is that prenatal screening is going to spread as it becomes cheaper, and it would be disingenuous to think that parents are not going to make decisions based on the results they obtain. As usual, the question is one of fuzzy boundaries separating obviously positive aspects of the issue from the clearly detrimental ones. For example, the NYT article quotes Mark A. Rothstein, director of the Bioethics Institute at the University of Louisville School of Medicine, as asking "Where do you draw the line? On the one hand we have to view this as a positive in terms of preventing disability and illness. But at what point are we engaging in eugenics and not accepting the normal diversity within a population?"

Good question. Any complex, nuanced, and reasoned answers, everybody?

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Dog_yellerbrown"The meaning of life is to go back to sleep and hope that tomorrow will be a better day."
[Cartoonist Charles Schulz, who would be 83 t'day] 

Poetz_gynodinnercWELL HOWDY, REV'LERS!


How was your Bird Day?  A funny thing happened at our Thanksgiving Feast here in Metro Fairborn, Ohio. Da Pagan Baby lost her cell phone but then - later - as we gathered 'round the table for dinner - the turkey started to vibrate.

Business Week says office holiday parties are back in fashion this year. Boy - do I remember holiday parties! It was a chance for workers and bosses to get together for a few drinks once a year. The only bad part about holiday office parties for me was having to look for a job the next day.

Welcome, Jim! I hope I qualify to be one of your SUBSIDIARIES!

Poetz_abuseforcelukeWhat do you think about the evolution vs. intelligent design debate? I think we're related to monkeys, allright - but not the monkeys in Kansas!
 
JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet - I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING...

SO - you THINK you want to be FAMOUS! Take it from one who WAS FAMOUS - it's not all you think it might be. I had to go on the ROAD for MONTHS at a time and have my name misspelled on the SIDE of a rebuilt GREYHOUND! OH, NO - it was NOT a SCENICRUISER!!

Jewish_ahh_i_found_the_pitum_now_where_d"I FOUND THE PITUM - NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY GLASSES?!"

Speaking of famous - here's one of my favorite guests - SHECKY!! Hey, why has there never been a president named SHECKY?!

Hello, I'm Shecky!

Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?
It's called "Debbila Does Dishes."

What do Jewish women do to keep their hands soft and nails long and beautiful?
Nothing.

Did you hear about the homeless guy who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself," she replied.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

There's a big controversy on the Jewish view of exactly when life begins.
In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

So - you're asking me - the definition of a Jewish menage a trois?
Two headaches and a hard-on. I gotta go...

Poetz_dwarf_crossing_runningWow! Let's give it up for my favorite jokester - SHECKY!!

Mary called to say that when she's readin' my blog - placing a box of baking soda inside her computer really helps.

YOW! Free association, everyone - Hydraulic pizza oven!!  Guided missile!  Herring sandwich!  Styrofoam! Jayne Mansfield!  Aluminum siding!  Borax!  Pedal pushers!  Jukebox!

Spanking_batmanthreatensaspankingI GOTTA GO SEE A MAN ABOUT A SOME PICTURES IN A PLAIN ENVELOPE...
 
Visualize Whirled Peas... Please.

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Comedian Argus Hamilton

Argus_41has the best liners about the events of the past week:


The Vatican has announced that Intelligent Design is not science and must not be taught in science class. No one knows for sure. It may well be that life is merely a series of random events and there is no master plan, but enough about Iraq.

Now1_deeringThe Nixon Library has announced it will co-sponsor a Vietnam conference at the John F. Kennedy Library in Boston. Reaction was swift. The White House issued a terse statement accusing Nixon and Kennedy of being part of the Michael Moore crowd.

Now1_stayskalCongressman John Murtha has called for a strategic plan for a troop pull-out from Iraq. It prompted a circus on the floor of Congress. A three-way debate broke out between advocates of partial withdrawal versus complete withdrawal versus the rhythm method.

Poetz_day_1Congressman John Murtha told Meet the Press last Sunday that tourists applaud him on sight since he called for a total pullout of U.S. troops from Iraq. He supports the military and he's happily married and he's in the Democratic Party. What's even worse for Republicans is that a fish out of water is even further proof of evolution.

Now1_loweU.S. Congresswoman Jean Schmidt, from a wing-nut district in Ohio, called John Murtha a coward on last week, ignoring his war heroism in Korea and Vietnam. Don't question this guy's courage. The day the bird flu arrives he will be the first one in line to bite the head off a chicken.

The Dick Cheney admitted the intelligence on Iraq was wrong. He said it's the best they do could with a totalitarian government ruled by fear and secret police. However, that was the government we WANTED after oral sex in the Oval Office.

President Bush drank fermented mare's milk in a toast in Mongolia Monday. It is said to taste like warm beer and buttermilk (and it's only 3% alcohol). With all the tabloid rumors he is drinking again he had to go halfway around the world to undergo aversion therapy.

Now1_harvillePresident Bush found himself trapped onstage at a press conference in China Sunday. He couldn't get the exit doors to open. Congressman John Murtha went on NBC's Meet the Press and said he told everybody the doors were locked two years ago.

President Bush arrived in China last Saturday and then went to church services in Beijing Sunday. The church he attended is the ONLY Protestant church in the nation. Red China was founded fifty-six years ago in opposition to potluck suppers.

President Bush returned home from an eight-day trip to the Orient Monday. He went on a tour of China and Japan and South Korea. His advisers thought it would help the president's poll numbers if he was seen shaking hands with American workers.

West Virginia coal producers offered employees pay raises and improved benefits in addition to signing bonuses to attract new coal miners. This tells us something very important about today's economy. Mexicans are afraid of the dark...
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HERE'S SOMETHIN' REALLY, REALLY, IMPORTANT!

Thanksgiving Day honors the Puritans' first harvest banquet in Plymouth. They were the forerunners of the Republican Party. Puritans live by the doctrine of Calvinism, which states that life is like a box of chocolates, and you can't have any. Now1_mscrabtree

SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF STUDENTS BY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FEMALE TEACHERS IN AMERICA GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1934 AND THE MISS CRABTREE SCANDAL...

THE PLAINTIFFS...


Now1_mscrabtree_ourgang Thanksgiving wasn't observed in the South for centuries because Virginia was settled by Anglican Cavaliers. They begat the Democratic Party. Anglicans believe Jesus died to save them from sin and they would hate to give him nothing to do up there.

Arnold Schwarzenegger toured a steel plant in China last week. The plant uses California technology to handle wastewater pollution. Californians pioneered the process of converting industrial sewage into prime-time television programming.

Bill Clinton urged all restaurants Friday to change their menus to healthy food. He referred to lettuce, carrots, celery and mineral water. You knew it was just a matter of time before Bill Clinton was the spokesman for the Supermodel Diet.

Now1_trashbarrelLENO: In an interview in "GQ”, rap artist 50 Cent says he is a big fan of President Bush... this increases President Bush’s approval rating among African Americans to one.

CONAN: After 25 years Ted Koppel did his last show this week at "Nightline”. Immediately after the show he drove upstate and released his hair into the wild.

Poetz_dpicnicCONAN: Tom Cruise has announced that he and Katie Holmes are getting married BEFORE their baby is born. Tom said that his baby may be CRAZY but will not be a CRAZY BASTARD!

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ASK The Honorable Senator DR. BILL FRIST: Freeway Blogger

Dear Dr. Frist,
We are a group of astronomers at Princeton University. We are stymied by these shots of Epsilon Gemadrae, in the Phoenix Quadrant of Omega Tau, near the Quelm cluster. Can you help?
Professor Jean Karactacus and colleagues

Dear Professor Karactacus,
As much as I would like to help, this is really outside my field of expertise. I have thus taken the liberty of forwarding your request to Senator Rick Santorum.


Dear Doctor Frist
, You recently implied it was possible to contract AIDS through tears and that simply touching another persons genitals could result in pregnancy. Is this true?
Signed, Young and Scared

Dear Young and Scared,
When I said that you could get AIDS from tears what I meant was that getting AIDS could make you cry. Also, you CAN get pregnant from simply touching another person's genitals, providing they're ejaculating and you're touching them with your cervix. I hope this clears things up for you. Remember also that whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Yours Truly,  Senate Majority Leader, Dr. Bill Frist
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Dear Dr. Frist,


My girlfriend and I have been faithfucking through our underwear for the past several months. We’re both nineteen, fairly good-looking and have some of the greatest sex either of us has ever experienced, and believe it or not, she comes more than I do! (I’ve recently been practicing a sort of zen-tantric form of ejaculatory control.) Even though I rarely ejaculate per se, I have been secreting copious amounts of seminal fluid, which, combined with the juice from her horny young pussy, turns our underwear into a veritable swamp of hot, youthful, sexual juices. My question is this, while I know that pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid contains a certain amount of live spermatozoa, what are the chances, realistically speaking, that one might be able to swim through the fabric, up her vagina and actually impregnate her?

Signed, Youthful Adonis


Dear Youthful Adonis,


It’s letters like yours that make this job great. If only my duties as Senate Majority Leader could be so rewarding. To answer your question, while there’s certainly a chance of impregnation, it’s a relatively small one: if I were you I’d just stick with what you’re doing. If she gets pregnant, so what? You’re both still technically abstinent and she can always have an abortion. Better yet, have the child and raise him or her with a strong emphasis on athletic training and we may be seeing Olympic Gold for the U.S.A. swim team in 2024!

Just to be on the safe side, immediately after faithfucking, put both your undies in a Ziploc bag and mail them to me, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, and I’ll check for sperm content using what we doctors call the “ol’ sniff-test”.
Yours Truly, Bill Frist
P.S.: Please include photos.

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ACTRESS CARY LOWELL
(She's Mrs. Richard Gere)


A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought.

It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.

Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked.

One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.
"There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, "he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning shagging his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette!"
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Oh, yes!


A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "Give us two beers over here!"

The bartender walks over and see's the octopus and he says, "Didn't you see the sign over there it says no pets allowed!"

The man says to the bartender, "Oh but you don't understand this is a special octopus and he can play any musical instrument that you have."

The bartender replies, "Well I'll tell you what, if he can play any instrument you can both drink for free all night!"

The bartender walks up to the band playing and grabs a guitar. He puts it down on the bar.

The octopus crawls up on the bar and feels around the guitar for a little while, then finally he picks it up and starts jamming. He's so good he sounds like Jimi Hendricks!

The bartender says, "Alright lets try one more".
This time he goes into the back room and brings out a dusty old set of bagpipes and promptly put them on the bar and says "Lets see him play this!"

The octopus starts crawling all over the bagpipes. He continues this for quite awhile.

The bartender shouts out, "See I knew he couldn't play all these instruments!"

And the man replies, "Just give him a few more minutes...
as soon as he figures out he can't have sex with it, he'll play it!"

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Back in the time when the samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for one. A year passed, and only three people showed up: A Japanese samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish samurai.

The emperor asked each to come before him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a match box and out flew a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword, and the bumblebee dropped to the ground in two pieces. "Impressive," the emperor exclaimed. Next the Chinese samurai stepped forward, opened a match box and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh! Whoosh! went his sword, and the fly dropped dead on the ground in four pieces. "That's VERY impressive," the emperor exclaimed.

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai. He also opened a match box, and out flew a very small gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! ... Whoosh! but the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asked, "After all that, why is the gnat not dead?"

The Jewish samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."
Movie_aliciasilverstone9ACTRESS ALICIA SILVERSTONE

A rabbi went to see his buddy, a priest, at his church. While there, he saw people kissing his cross. The priest told him ,if he wanted to, he could kiss the cross as well since it was only a symbol. To that, the rabbi answered that in Judaism, circumcision is a symbol so when you kiss my symbol, I'll kiss yours.

OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS HALLE BERRY
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A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on."

"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

Pinup_sla_metart_grib_11225_0066_dceThe revolution will be sensualized by Pagan Moss @ SENSUAL LIBERATION ARMY

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REP. JEAN SCHMIDT JOINS ZELL MILLER'S ANGRY BARKING CHICKEN (ABC) SCHOOL OF POLITICS!

Poetz_schmidt"People who believe in absurdities will eventually commit atrocities." [Voltaire]

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REP. JEAN SCHMIDT IS A DISGRACE!
WHAT A DOLT!

The single-issue nut-fundie who barely eked out a win over Iraq vet Paul Hackett in a heavily conservative district in Clermont County this spring really stepped in it last Friday on the floor of Congress. Basically, she called Pennsylvania Congressman John Murtha a "coward"!

Poetz_schmidt_112205_borgman_600x396Immediately, a firestorm was ignited. Congressman Marty Meehan of Massachusetts began to rip her a new one as Harold Ford, Jr. of Tennessee bolted across the aisle and jumped in her face. It was political theater of the best kind - but it was also an indicator that many congress members from both parties are beginning to recognize the folly of throwing more cannon fodder (and more money borrowed from the Chinese) into Iraq. And when a know-nothing kneejerk windbag dares to attempt to besmirch the reputation of a great, patriotic American such as John Murtha, there's hell to pay!

Poetz_dayJohn Murtha. He's a Democratic Congressman from Pennsylvania. He's also a combat veteran and retired Marine Corps colonel. Murtha spent 37 years in Marine Corps, earned the Bronze Star, two purple hearts, the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry, and the Navy Distinguished Service Medal. And for the last thirty years he's been one of the most respected voices in Congress on military issues - universally respected by Democrats, Republicans and military brass alike.

Col. Jack Murtha's plan calls for:

*Immediately start to redeploy U.S. troops consistent with the safety of U.S. forces.

*To create a quick reaction force in the region.

*To create an over-the-horizon presence of Marines.

*To diplomatically pursue security and stability in Iraq.

The Congressman - unlike the foolish newbie from Clermont County, Ohio, is fully aware of what he's saying: "Because we in Congress are charged with sending our sons and daughters into battle, it is our responsibility, our obligation, to speak out for them. That's why I am speaking out."

BUT WAIT - THE BEE-OTCH LIED!!
ROOKIE LAWMAKER'S REMARKS RICOCHET

By Malia Rulon - Enquirer Washington Bureau

Three days after Rep. Jean Schmidt was booed off the House floor for saying that "cowards cut and run, Marines never do," the Ohioan she quoted disputed the comments.

Danny Bubp, a freshman state representative who is a colonel in the Marine Corps Reserve, told The Enquirer that he never mentioned Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., by name when talking with Schmidt, and he would never call a fellow Marine a coward.

"The unfortunate thing about all of that is that her choice of words on the floor of the House - I don't know, she's a freshman, she had one minute... they came out wrong," said Bubp, R-West Union.

Jean Schmidt squawked into the microphone:

A few minutes ago I received a call from Colonel Danny Bubp, Ohio Representative from the 88th district in the House of Representatives. He asked me to send Congress a message: Stay the course. He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message, that cowards cut and run, Marines never do. Danny and the rest of America and the world want the assurance from this body – that we will see this through.

WHEN SHE WAS FORCED TO HAVE HER REMARKS STRICKEN FROM THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD - she lied - fumbling her lame apology!

I did not intend to suggest they applied to any member, most especially the distinguished gentleman from Pennsylvania... AND she said she didn't KNOW Murtha was a MARINE!

"I don't listen to the news in D.C. because it's not my news environment,'' said Schmidt... I watch something light-hearted and then I go to bed.''



Paraphrasing country icon Little Brenda Lee -  Rep. Schmidt  crooned:

I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
Politics could be so cruel
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh,
Oh, yes.

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being dumb
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh,
Oh, yes.

Poetz_schmidt WRITE YOUR OWN LYRICS FOR CLERMONT COUNTY OHIO'S OWN BARKING OLD HEN!
Send 'em here or call and sing 'em into her answering machine:

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MR. SUN's Gifts for Young Conservatives include: RISK / BALDERDASH
Two great games that go great together!
Risk all as you move with impunity to achieve world domination.
Then, make up all kinds of crazy shit afterwards to justify what you did.
When someone cries Balderdash, point out that no one made them play.
 
Atheist_windowvisual_clues_1THE POPE AND PRADA from Andrew Sullivan...

Have you seen those fabulous Prada red shoes? He looks like Judy Garland in the Wizard of Oz. And his ditching of the historical tailors that have historically dressed popes? The pontiff has even taken to wearing Gucci sunglasses, and padded quilt jackets. And his personal assistant looks like a GQ model. Absolutely fabulous. 

Atheist_pic092505Oh, my! And talk about serendipity - NOT! Benny's cutting this bold swath hot on the heels of the release of NEW RULES for gays in the priesthood.

 
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Look what they just pulled outta the Last Chance Garage for me to drive the family to Gramma's House!





Wheels_ply42woodyaWOW! A '42 PLYMOUTH WOODY... Smoooooth...


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"THANKSGIVING: THE PRODUCER'S HOLIDAY"

Art_wwwbanjodogcom_c_moore_buttsHAPPY THANKSGIVING - whatever that may mean to you,  - if anything.

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Da Rev has usually urged anyone he could buttonhole this time of the year to "THANK A FARMER!" Drawing upon me Celtic roots and any memes passed from ancestors through to me subconscious or unconscious any excuse to throw a shindig; 'tis the season to reap and revel in the harvest of the past year and to thank those who produced it!

Tossed together in the mix of Thanksgiving messages - so many of which sound like the unceasing cacaphony of mindless gobbling and from the usual gaggle of turkeys - served up with syrup and sappiness across the land -  is this defense of THE FEAST as our JUST DESSERTS insofar as we worked to put it there!

The opinion here is a radical capitalist assessment that presents the cold, hard, libertarian philosophical view from where the owner class sits. The owners argue that they produce the wealth that drives the economy from which we all derive benefits - and, indeed, many of them do that. Surely, they deserve greater rewards than those of us whose contributions of labor, intellect and risk contribute less to the GDP. I suggest you read this essay on Thanksgiving because the viewpoint presented without irrational and/or emotional flourishes to be known and understood.

The primary fallacy in Doc Hull's worldview that presents itself to my admittedly rationalist-progressive way of looking at things, is his adherence to Randian dogma concerning the virtue of pure, unfettered capitalism. I find it naive to expect the theories of Adam Smith, which, of necessitiy - must assume uniform conditions to yield uniform results - to perform outside the lab and off the printed graphical analyses - as if every nation, every corporation, every trading partner and every merchant, and every potential investor and purchaser were operating on an even playing field. Randian capitalism requires unquestioning faith in the free market to sort it all out and to provide a square deal to all honest participants. In a nutshell: No gummint is needed - except for national and civil defense.

OK. let's get into it. Try to keep your left knee from jerkin' and seriously consider substantive RATIONAL responses to assertions that you find offensive. Prepare to prove we're right and they're wrong! If we know where the ownership cla$$ is coming from, then, perhaps we can meet them half-way, with our own rational presentation of who owes what to whom in this decidedly complex socio-political economy.


Doc Hull and I start out on the same page - we'll either make our fortune or we won't. GOD has nothin' to do with it. From there the Randians toss you in the deep end to sink or swim strictly according to your abilities and your will... Aynrand

Gary  Hull, Ph.D. is a senior writer for the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, California. The Ayn Rand Institute promotes the philosophy of Ayn Rand, author of Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead.

Thanksgiving Is Designed to Celebrate, Not Faith and Charity,
But Thought and Production...

Thanksgiving celebrates man's ability to produce. The cornucopia filled with exotic flowers and delicious fruits, the savory turkey with aromatic trimmings, the mouth-watering pies, the colorful decorations -- it's all a testament to the creation of wealth.

Thanksgiving is a uniquely American holiday, because this country was the first to create and to value material abundance. It is America that has been the beacon for anyone wanting to escape from poverty and misery. It is America that generated the unprecedented flood of goods that washed away centuries of privation. It is America, by establishing the precondition of production--political freedom--that was able to unleash the dynamic, productive energy of its citizens.

This should be a source of pride to every self-supporting individual. It is what Thanksgiving is designed to commemorate. But there are those, motivated by hatred for human comfort and happiness, who want to make Thanksgiving into a day of national guilt. We should be ashamed, they say, for consuming a disproportionate share of the world's food supply. Our affluence, they say, constitutes a depletion of the "planet's resources." The building of dams, the use of fossil fuels, the driving of sports utility vehicles--they insist--are cause, not for celebration, but for atonement. What if, they all wail, the rest of the world consumed the way Americans do?

If only that were to happen--we would have an Atlantis. For it would mean that the production of wealth would have multiplied. Man can consume only what he first produces. All production is an act of creation. It is the creation of wealth where nothing before existed--nothing useful to man. America transformed a once-desolate wilderness into farms, supermarkets and air-conditioned houses, not by taking those goods away from some have-nots, nor by "consuming" the "world's resources"--but by reshaping valueless elements of nature into a form beneficial to human beings.

Since human survival is not automatic, man's life depends on successful production. From food and clothing to science and art, every act of production requires thought. And the greater the creation, the greater is the required thinking.

This virtue of productiveness is what Thanksgiving is supposed to recognize. Sadly, this is a virtue rejected not only by the attackers of this holiday, but by its alleged defenders as well.

Many Americans make Thanksgiving into a religious festival. They agree with Lincoln, who, upon declaring Thanksgiving a national holiday in 1863, said that "we have been the recipients of the choicest bounties of heaven." They ascribe our material abundance to God's efforts, not man's.

That view is a slap in the face of any person who has worked an honest day in his life. The appropriate values for this holiday are not faith and charity, but thought and production. The proper thanks for one's wealth goes not to some mystical deity but to oneself, if one has earned that wealth.

The liberal tells us that the food on our Thanksgiving plate is the result of mindless, meaningless labor. The conservative tells us that it is the result of supernatural grace. Neither believes that it represents an individual's achievement.

But wealth is not generated by sheer muscle; India, for example, has far more manual laborers than does the United States. Nor is it generated by praying for God's blessing; Iran, for example, is far more religious. If the liberal and conservative views of wealth are correct, why aren't those countries awash in riches?

Wealth is the result of individual thought and effort. And each individual is morally entitled to keep, and enjoy, the consequences of such thought and effort. He should not feel guilty for his own success, or for the failures of others.

There is a spiritual need fed by the elaborate meal, fine china and crystal, and the presence of cherished guests. It is the self-esteem that a productive person feels at the realization that his thinking and energy have made consumption possible.

Come Thanksgiving Day, when some success-hating commentator condemns America for being the world's leading consumer, tell him that he is evading the underlying fact: that this country is the world's leading producer. And then, as you sit down to dinner, celebrate the spiritual significance of the holiday by raising a toast to the virtue of your own productive ability and to America's productive giants, past and present. The Ayn Rand Institute - Opinions

Abe_1I'd like to point out that I think Ol' Abe was an atheist, which would not have stood him well in his pursuit of political office, and most assuredly would not have been a positive factor in favor of helping him to unify the disparate states of the sorely-tattered Union. Drawing upon shared belief in (and servility before) a provident deity offends me and may have given Abe some conflicted moments, but he was nothing if not a most astute politician. He was correct. National Holidays are unifying occasions if they're managed effectively...

Dog_1"My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time." [Garrison Keillor]

Good fortune. COMMENTS!! SPlease spread the meme. Don't smoke in bed...
 

 


 

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KENNEDY WAS SHOT?

President_kennedy_995712133"A MAN SHOT DOWN IN A SOUTHERN TOWN
IN THE SUMMER OF HIS YEARS . . ."


After 42 Years the  memory of that the Weekend
Of the Kennedy Assassination Remain Vivid.

FRIDAY: November 22, 1963

, I was 21, working as a purchasing clerk at the Sucher Packing Company on the West Side of Dayton. I was assisting the stockroom clerk in counting and posting the monthly inventory of Visqueen luncheon loaf bags and bologna casings by thousands and spices and nitrites by pounds and ounces.

I worked in an office separated from the main plant and suite of offices by a sort of courtyard with loading docks at one end and our three-room outbuilding at the other. It housed the offices of the facilities engineer, the truck foreman and the purchasing group, where I had a desk across from the secretary,
Sandy, and in front of the purchasing manager, Jack Gannon.

Jack was an Irish Catholic, as was I until I left the church at 19. But Jack was raised in
Georgia, which separated us culturally. Jack was not only a Republican, but a right-winger who blamed every social, economic and strategic shortcoming of the United States on the Roosevelts, Frank and Eleanor, and the Kennedies.

On the 4th floor of the main plant, in the stockroom, big, black, Jim Nelson, who dabbled at the edges of civil rights activism, and I were seated on either side of his big, rough wooden desk, running down the list of supplies and checking counts, when he reached suddenly for the radio and turned up the volume. I found the intrusion of the newscast distracting, thinking we should be getting on with it, rather than listening to an account of the Presidential motorcade through
Dallas. Jim raised his hand, as if calling for silence or attention. He said, “It’s from Dallas.”

I heard the words, “shots fired”. Then, there was a rambling account of the foregoing few seconds, and after what seemed an interminable length of time, more words in incomplete sentences, “President believed wounded... Not seriously wounded... Head wound.”

Jim and I looked at each other in shock. I know I did not fear the worst. It was impossible to imagine that JFK, strong, vigorous and heroic, larger than life, movie-star handsome, could be killed. I could not imagine him dead. He was human, but not mortal, not now, at 46.

I said, “I’ll call Jack.” I told the boss that they said on the radio that President Kennedy was shot. He expressed disbelief. Finally, convinced there was no joke, he calmly retorted, “Uhmm, look, Art, You and Jim have an inventory to do. Don’t call back unless the son of a bitch is dead, OK?”

Jim and I looked at each other in shocked disbelief after I relayed Jack’s comment to him. We continued the task in silence, arousing only occasionally to look dumbly at the radio. “Unconfirmed reports of a head wound... Fighting for his life.”
 

Later, between 2:30 and 3pm, I was in a large storage shed counting corrugated cartons for shipping pork loins and hams, wieners and bacon, when I heards footsteps on the concrete floor behind me. I turned to see Jack, doing an exagerated, loose-limbed affectation of being relaxed or unconcerned. He said, “Art, your hero didn’t make it.”

Then he turned on his heel and sauntered out of the shed as if he had no care in the world.

"A man shot down in a Southern town in the summer of his years. . . " 
[Song, Connie Francis]


President_jackie_995712135SATURDAY MORNING: November 23 found us all at work until 11 or
noon to reconcile the inventory. We said little. Jack ridiculed upper management for declaring a day of mourning for the slain president and canceling work on Monday. He referred to Mrs. Kennedy as “that slut”.

Sandy exclaimed, “Jack, you’re kidding, right?”

He said, “KIdding? About Jackie Kennedy? She’s a Goddamn slut!”

Sandy was almost brought to tears. Deafening silence deadened the outrage in the room.

We had to take a recount of some lard buckets in the main plant. As Jack and I walked in silence across the courtyard, we passed a pork department foreman named “Whitey”, who hailed from
Alabama. "Whitey" and Jack said not a word to each other, but their faces broke into broad expressions of glee, barely stifling giggles, as they nodded, knowingly. I said, as much to myself, or the wind, as to Jack, “The unreconstructed Southerners must be very happy today.”

Jack turned and shouted, “Hey Whitey! Art just said, ”The unconstructed Southerners must be very happy today!"

Whitey’s face reddenned, not from embarrassment, but from trying to control his laughter. He said, “YES! THEY ARE!”

2005: Jack Gannon is still living in the Dayton area. I see him from time to time at Clancy's Pub. He's in his '70s but he hasn't changed so much. I guess I have. If he has recognized me he hasn't acknowledged so. I've had no contact with him since I left Sucher's to work at a slaughterhouse across town. I'm sure I have the capacity to greet him with civility - but I would rather  just leave him be.

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well  or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any     burden, meet any hardship, support any friend,    oppose any foe to assure the survival and the     success of liberty."                              

[John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address Washington, D.C. January 20, 1961]

"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie: deliberate, continued, and dishonest; but the myth: persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic."

[John F. Kennedy] 

Don McLean - in his great pop-folk epic, AMERICAN PIE, may be referencing the assassination (or may be not... )

"... Oh, and while the King was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown... "

 One interpretation of the lyric has Lee Harvey Oswald as the jester who ended the reign of JFK and "stole his crown."

"The courtroom was adjourned, No verdict was returned."

No verdict was returned for the assassination of JFK because the assassin was killed - (assassinated by mob-connected nightclub owner Jack Ruby) - so the court was adjourned.

"They shot him in the backseat of a Lincoln Limousine . . . "  [Song, Jerry Lee Lewis]


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P.O.E.T.S.! 112005

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WELL HOWDY, REV'LERS!

P.O.E.T.S.!  PISS ON EVER'THIN' - T'DAY'S SUNDAY, November 20, 2ôô5


Well, I'm on the right planet - everyone looks like me!!!

...Am I in a SOAP OPERA?? Inside, I'm already SOBBING!

JUST KIDDING! I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
I Know a JOKE!

I hope you'll try the SOY LOAF. It was left out in th' RAIN.  But it tastes REAL GOOD!!

Let's send out for FISHWICHES! Let an air of FRENCH FRIES permeate our nostrils!!

Holiday_thanksgivingI'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??

Is this a French microphone? It keeps goin' down on me...
I recognize Barbara Walters skulking in the shadows. Babs, your face is new, but your license is expired.

Hello, June - I believe your BEAVER is GONE...
 
NowholbertDrugsThere are gift registries for everything in your life these days.  You know, it used to be just for weddings.  Now folks have gift registries at really expensive stores for babies and new homes. My Uncle Butch had a gift registry at Bill Goodwin's Guns & Ammo Show to celebrate his graduation from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't "giving" - it's white people's version of looting.
 
What? Competitive eating isn't a sport?  It's one of the seven deadly sins? Who let YOU in here, Sister Mary Pat Regina?

Darren - is it true that on a high school field trip you left your PANTS behind in the Carlsbad Caverns? We paid GOOD MONEY for those chinos, young man!
 
NowkoterbaWhen did everyone become so "spiritual"?! Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual.  It's right above the crack of your ass.  And it translates to "sub gum bow-wow". You're not spiritual. You're just high - or delusional. Perhaps BOTH!

How come deer NEVER CROSS at those yellow road signs?

Brylcreemad3Who are all these spammers who are so concerned with the size of my tube steak? Oh, please! I DON'T wanna know what percentage of internet traffic runs through ENEMA BONDAGE sites!
 
Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot young teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky little bastards!
Nowmenees
Quite frankly, I'm thinkin' a mandatory 24-hour waiting period for abortions might be a good law. A single 20-something who works with the Pagan Baby told her, "I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion - and it turns out I was just thirsty."
And as it turns out , she revealed, "I was raped by a doctor, which is a bittersweet experience for a Jewish girl."

I'm amazed at the things women discuss in the workplace. When I was still toiling as a wage-slave at the Cube Farm in Springfield, I recall I was sitting at a lunch table with three young women. One girl, Carlotta, spokeup, "I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden...all of a sudden it hit me...Oh my God! I'm turning into my mother!"
I still cringe when I remember cringing when another girl just blurted out, "I shouldn't be here. I stubbed my vagina on something last night..."
Well - I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE!

THANKS FOR COMING ...I'd like some JUNK FOOD, too...  and then I want to be ALONE!

Atheist_mag_9_feat_4_lg_1"Late one afternoon, David rose from his couch and strolled on the roof of the royal palace; and from the roof he saw a woman [Bathsheba] bathing. The woman was very beautiful..." (II SAMUEL 11: 2)

QUOTE / UNQUOTE
 
"I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine." - [Frederick Perls, Therapist]
 
"In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to us." - [Francois De La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) French Classical Writer]
 
Nowhesbackbn"I always figure when somebody goes after your motives, they're on their last leg, because they actually think you're doing something good that's gonna have good consequences. Attacking somebody's motives is the last refuge of somebody who's on the short end of the stick."  [Bill Clinton]
 
Doggie"America has a famously vexed relationship with its irony: Though our pop culture exports about 90 percent of the world's supply, the puritanical, isolationist, log-cabin region of the nation's oversoul prays nightly for its death. But in a world as complicatedly social as ours, it's not expendable - irony is social chess, the playful manipulation of lazy expectations. It's at least as important as love or sadness. Only total extermination of the species would kill it."
[Sam Anderson, HEEB mag ]

CHALABI APPOINTED ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF WHITE HOUSE ETHICS COURSE!

Cheney Said To Have Had Influence In Pick

Ahmed Chalabi was appointed to teach the White House's newly required ethics course, where he instructed high level White House officials on maintaining the appearance of ethical conduct. (Sponsored by the Heritage Society and The Federalist Society).

Donald Rumsfeld will be teaching a course called "Bullet Points: How to Boil Down the Most Complex Situation into a Simple, Misleading, and Inaccurate Litany," and Paul Wolfowitz will teach "The Joy of Empire Building".
WOLFOWITZ'S GRANDDAD...
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THIS JUST _________ IN ! !
 
Wonkette AP reports that Dick Cheney was not the anonymous source who told Bob Woodward Valerie Plame's identity, according to an anonymous source. Jeez, those guys sure can keep a secret. Now.
Of course, some are saying that the anonymous source ruling out Cheney is Woodward himself. He didn't want to be named as the source because then the information wouldn't be credible.

Argus_40Comedian Argus Hamilton stands up & weighs in with these musings on the events of the week just past:

Wal-Mart apologized last week for an employee e-mail that described Christmas as the product of "a mix of world religions and cultures". The employee was immediately fired. Wal-Mart's fire and flood insurance policy excludes all acts of Pat Robertson.

NowgrondahlPresident Bush urged China Tuesday to be a free and democratic country like Taiwan. His words may trigger an international incident. He's never more cocky than when he finds out he has 2500 more troops than he thought he had.

The Dalai Lama
met with House Speaker Denny Hastert on Wednesday about Chinese oppression. He's a wise man. Denny Hastert is third in line for the presidency and you don't have to be a monk from Tibet to know who's the man to see around there.

 
Nowofarrell_1The Senate called President Bush on the carpet Tuesday and voted to require him to give them progress reports on Iraq. Forty-four Republicans voted for it. They sincerely believe that if they are not re-elected the terrorists will have won.

President Bush stopped at Elmendorf Air Force Base in Alaska to refuel Monday. When it gets close to the holidays, the president likes to see the troops. In honor of the president's visit there they brought out a sixteen pound turkey and tortured it.

NowbennettThe Globe tabloid quoted unnamed White House sources saying President Bush is drinking again. It could be true. Over the past weekend he criticized Saudi Arabia and expressed sympathy for the people of Paris and that's just not him.

NowdeeringPresident Bush was photographed leaving the White House Saturday wearing skin-tight bicycle pants. His base must be extremely upset. First you start nominating moderate justices and the next thing you know you don't care who's whistling at you.
 
Time magazine, it was reported Tuesday, is considering naming Hurricane Katrina as its Person of the Year. For the last two months New Orleans residents have been cheerfully rebuilding the Mardi Gras headquarters. The most insane thought that ever goes through an alcoholic's mind is that next time it is going to be different.
NowgorrellBill and Hillary Clinton visited the bombed-out Radisson hotel in Jordan Sunday. They squeezed hands as they walked over a blood-stained carpet littered with broken glass and silverware. It reminded them so much of their very first home in Arkansas.

Now_treverMedicare recipients face a deadline this week to enroll in a prescription drug plan. The options are incredibly confusing. The telephone help lines are so jammed that India has reached full employment for the first time in its three-thousand-year history.

NowdarkowThe Congressional Budget Office released an employment report last week that is sure to ring alarm bells on Capitol Hill. It says that one out of every seven U.S. workers today was born outside the United States. The other six still live in India. Nowharville

HERE'S SOMETHIN' REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT!
 
Movie_sean_connery06Sean Connery, it was announced Monday, will get the Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Film Institute for playing James Bond. The agent operates in total secrecy and has the license to kill. It's like being vice president for a day.

SO! The VP's nickname ISN'T short for RICHARD!!Poetz_dick_his_name_is_dick

Alabama former football coach Mike Price settled his lawsuit Tuesday against Sports Illustrated. The magazine said he got drunk and partied with strippers. In addition to an apology the coach is demanding his settlement in twenty-dollar bills.
 
Holiday_riceTexas grapefruit growers reported a bumper crop Tuesday with high prices due to Florida's hurricane destruction. Growers say the larger the size, the better the price. In Los Angeles, that's the philosophy which has built seven movie studios.
 
Nowcagle00Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire opens this weekend. It pits the boy wizard against the evil and destructive powers of Lord Voldemort. Pat Robertson warned them that if Hogwarts Academy stopped teaching creationism all hell would break loose.

Holiday_149Music_beyonceIn a surprise move, the Nobel Committee has announced that Beyoncé Knowles will be awarded the Nobel Piece Prize.
 
 
Gays_thegaysarecoming300x300Brokeback Mountain, it was announced Tuesday, will open in movie theaters over the holidays in limited release. This is the first gay cowboy movie. Nobody ever believed the Cartwrights were related - but that was a television western.

WARNING!  PG - 34
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DICKSCLIMBER: Da Rev hopes you appreciate vintage pinup art - and he takes no responsibility for distress caused by seeing naked pictures of your grandmother.

Pinupgirlc10100596AN EXAMPLE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? When Christine Aguillera dyed her hair BRUNETTE.

NUDE SHOT NOT AVAILABLE:

C'mon - couldn't ya LOSE yourself in those EYES?

Pinup_64527Two Brits board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Irish fellow sits in the seat by the aisle. The Irishman kicks off his shoes, wiggles his toes, and starts to settle in, when the Brit in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."
"No problem," says the Irishman, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the Brits picks up the Irish bloke's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the beer, the other Brit says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the Irish lad obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other Brit picks up the other shoe and spits in it. The Irishman comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the Irishman slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the Brits. "This fighting between our peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in the beers?" 

Music_royorbisonprettywomanoriginaldo_1I got a note from Bill. He said, "Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did."

LAST WEEKEND - DID YA REMEMBER TO THANK A VET?Pinup_kmc077


PAWNOGRAPHY?!

Pinup_pawnography_blk_qun_exposd_1 THE BLACK QUEEN IS EXPOSED!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks SEVERANCE PAY, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy...".

Movie_catherine_deneuve06FRENCH MOVIE SIREN CATHERINE DENEUVE
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.

Poetz_pino_more One of our REV'LERS has been desperately seeking employment. Here's an application he filled out recently:
NAME: G.

SEX: None. Married.

DESIRED POSITION: Sitting.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Of course.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility in a company that has ceased business..

SALARY: Less than I was worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: Building was rehabbed into a flea market.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but I doubt if you'll pay me to do THAT!.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: If it hasn't been repo'd yet.

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model wife who owns a liquor distributorship. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Have I ever lied to you?

SIGN HERE: Gemini
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UPDATE: G. received an initial acknowledgement of his application - "We spoke with one of your references and she says you always wash behind your ears and clean up your vegetables without being nagged all that much..."

Pinup_wwwdistinctiveimagescom_iv_101Distinctive Image
Dick says he knows a blond who's SO DUMB - when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

"LADIES, PLEASE. JUST GIVE ME BACK MY SLIDE RULE AND WE'LL FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED!"
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"I'M EMBARRASSED THE UNITED STATES HAS A VICE-PRESIDENT FOR TORTURE..."

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QUOTE / UNQUOTE

If the American people really come to a settled belief that Bush lied us into war, his presidency will be over. He won't have the basic level of trust needed to govern. [The Prince of the Neo-Cons, Bill Kristol, in the Weekly Standard ]

"I'm embarrassed the United States has a vice president for torture. He condones torture, what else is he?" [Former CIA Director, Admiral Stansfield Turner]

OUCH!
"I like guys who've never been there that criticize us who've been there. I like that. I like guys who got five deferments and never been there and send people to war, and then don't like to hear suggestions about what needs to be done." [Rep. John Murtha, former Marine, decorated Vietnam veteran and influential Democratic hawk, to The Dick Cheney]

Poetz_jitcrunchaspxIraq Gun Porn: Which Guns Suck, Which Guns Rock

No matter where we stand on this war, we all expect the troops to have what they need to do the job, right?
My Pet Jawa has an Iraq war vet's assessment of commonly used weapons in Iraq - by our guys and the guys who shoot at them.

Revealing on several levels!
Be sure to check
the "Bad Guy Weapons":

1) Mostly AK47's The entire country is an arsenal. Works better in the desert than the M16 and the .308 Russian round kills reliably. PKM belt fed light machine guns are also common and effective. Luckily, the enemy mostly shoots like shit. Undisciplined "spray and pray" type fire. However, they are seeing more and more precision weapons, especially sniper rifles. (Iran,
again)...

Evolution_fun_coverHOW COULD YOU, NPR?
Professor PZ Myers blogs @
PHARYNGULA :

... I missed an... errm... interesting interview on  NPR, on the Sternberg affair. One of the interesting aspects was the reporter who did it: Barbara Bradly Hagerty. She's NPR's religion reporter. In general, assigning a religion reporter to these stories is a bad, bad idea - creationism stories are about attempts to insert religious thinking into the secular business of science and education, and they don't understand why we would find that objectionable. It's like sending a known neocon sympathizer to investigate the administration's rationale for war, and we just know that no responsible news organization would ever be insane enough to do that. (dig, dig, PZ)

Digging a little deeper into Hagerty's background, one also discovers something interesting: connections to Howard Ahmanson. More troubling still is her association with Howard Ahmanson's Fieldstead and Co. and Fieldstead Foundation. Ahmanson is a California millionaire who uses his trust fund to finance right-wing Christian, anti-gay, anti-evolution groups and politicians. He was previously associated with  Christian Reconstructionism, which advocates a Biblically-based government for the U.S. Among Ahmanson's favored charities is, of course, the Discovery Institute.

This flares Da Rev's nostrils just as the "ombudsman" for NPR quit under fire last week for trying to insert wing-nut propaganda into newscasts. NPR needs to do a more complete house cleaning - dump the "biased" religion reporter AND try to push the president of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting toward the door. Set fire to his desk while he's off schmoozing with Inhofe or Brownback or Santorum!

Bush_warhuhREPRESENTATIVE JOHN MURTHA SAYS U.S. TROOPS
ARE THE CATALYST FOR THE INSURGENCY IN IRAQ!


And Oliver Willis asks:

Wouldn't a U.S. withdrawal embolden the insurgency?

No. If the occupation were to end, so, too, would the insurgency. After all, what the resistance movement has been resisting is the occupation. ASK the Sunni Arab fighters and the clerics who support them why they are fighting...

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It's a really yucky day outside - but as we stroll through the Last Chance Garage, we spot a vintage MOPAR Batteries sign - and just beneath:
Wheels_moparbatteriessign2this Pink and Creamy 1955 DODGE Hardtop!

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"WATERBOARDING" ISN'T A WAVE-SURFIN' RECREATION, DUDES!

Bush_waterboarding_ts10_1SOME DARE TO CALL IT TORTURE!

Christians have historically blamed the Jews for torturing and crucifying Jesus. Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I think they're onto somethin' - the Romans the were first neo-cons!

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This is a photo of the Khmer Rouge using the "psychological interrogation technique" of waterboarding - something now authorized and endorsed by Dick Cheney.
 
Andrew Sullivan has this today:

This morning's NYT has an insightful op-ed on how the interrogation techniques now used by the U.S. were actually first developed by the Communist interrogators of the Soviet-controlled world. They were designed not to get actionable intelligence but to destroy a person's soul and enforce ideological conformity.

An "Animal Farm" moment, no?

Sullivan also has this - TORTURE AND WATER:

One of the experts on torture, especially that practised in Iran, professor Darius Rejali of Reed College, emails an exhaustive account of the various techniques involved, including their gruesome nuances:

This specific water torture, often called the "water cure," admits of several variants:

(a) pumping: filling a stomach with water causes the organs to distend, a sensation compared often with having your organs set on fire from the inside. This was the Tormenta de Toca favored by the Inquisition and featured on your website photo. The French in Algeria called in the tube or tuyau after the hose they forced into the mouth to fill the organs.

(b) choking - as in sticking a head in a barrel. It is a form of near asphyxiation but it also produces the same burning sensation through all the water a prisoner involuntarily ingests. This is the example illustrated in the Battle of Algiers movie, a technique called the sauccisson or the submarine in Latin America. Prisoners describe their chests swelling to the size of barrels at which point a guard would stomp on the stomach forcing the water to move in the opposite direction.

(c) choking - as in attaching a person to a board and dipping the board into water. This was my understanding of what waterboarding was from the initial reports. The use of a board was stylistically most closely associated with the work of a Nazi political interrogator by the name of Ludwig Ramdor who worked at Ravensbruck camp. Ramdor was tried before the British Military Court Martial at Hamburg (May 1946 to March 1947) on charges for subjecting women to this torture, subjecting another woman to drugs for interrogation, and subjecting a third to starvation and high pressure showers. He was found guilty and executed by the Allies in 1947.

(d) choking - as in forcing someone to lie down, tying them down, then putting a cloth over the mouth, and then choking the prisoner by soaking the cloth. This also forces ingestion of water. It was invented by the Dutch in the East Indies in the 16th century, as a form of torture for English traders. More recently it was common in the American south, especially in police stations, in the 1920s, as documented in the famous Wickersham Report of the American Bar Association (The Report on Lawlessness in Law Enforcement, 1931), compiling instances of police torture throughout the United States.

Perhaps the main thing to remember here is that all these techniques leave few marks; they're clean tortures and so people who are unfamiliar with them are in genuine doubt as to whether there is much pain. In the absence of a bloody wound, who is to say how much pain there was?

It seems the method that the U.S. has authorized is closest to c), the Nazi one, or d), the one developed by the Dutch and deployed in the American South. Remember that this is authorized for use in the secret black sites, exposed by Dana Priest. It is this CIA-directed torture that Dick Cheney is so adamant on retaining and codifying into law.

Anger_gun_galMy Pet Jawa has IRAQ GUN PORN:

Which Guns Suck, Which Guns Rock

An Iraq war vet's assessment of commonly used weapons in Iraq - by our guys and the guys who shoot at them. Revealing on several levels!

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From Salon / Broadsheet
TARGET WON'T BUDGE ON CONTRACEPTION

Planned Parenthood has been pressuring Target for more than a year to guarantee that women will be able to receive emergency contraception from the retailer's pharmacies. The campaign followed an incident in Missouri where a Target pharmacist refused to fill a woman's prescription.

Other chains, like Kmart, CVS and Costco, have no problem making emergency contraception available. But never mind the competition. Today, the official word from Planned Parenthood: Target is not budging.

In a statement released Friday, the reproductive-health advocacy group denounced the retail giant: "Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA) today condemned the Target Corporation for standing by a company policy that allows pharmacists to refuse to fill valid, legal prescriptions for birth control, including emergency contraception …Pharmacist refusals are a disturbing trend that can jeopardize women's reproductive health. Denying women timely access to health care is an act of discrimination that could lead to an increased number of unintended pregnancies." Thanks for nothing, Target. [- Katharine Mieszkowski]

THE LIST: FBI MOST WANTED FUGITIVES
There are 28 listed for the month of November. 3 are non-Hispanic blacks. 2 have Arabic-sounding names. 10 are apparent Hispanics. 13 are non-Hispanic Caucasian.
How does that measure up with your expectations?

Art_wild_charlie_002Long before he became a Saloon Singer - he sang at the candy counter...

IT'S A BUMPER STICKER:

"A foreskin is not a birth defect!"

I concur - but I'm NOT going to make the statement on my truck. Nope. NEVER whine about your dick... I learned that back when I was... oh, SIX!

Atheist_sign_stephen2SPEAKING OF WATER TORTURE!
While some pasta welfare fanatics propagate the disinformation that pasta rods feel pain when dropped into a pot of boiling water - I continue to handle the uncooked pasta gently - and I'm fully confident that the immediate softening process in boiling water is sufficiently humane.
 
I realize I may be on less firm ground when I draw a corollary from humane boiling of pasta to justify boiling of lobster - which I just HAVE to believe is a good thing for BOTH of us!

Wheels_drag_raceNO MO FAUX HOLIDAYS!

I should write my congressman: Grandparents Day, Mother's Day, et al., are NOT holidays for anyone. And the just-past Veterans Day SHOULD be a day for everyone to celebrate and thank a vet. I'm old enough to remember wearin' a poppy on "Armistice Day"; and I didn't have school and my Dad didn't have to show up at Wright-Pat (Air Force Base). I didn't realize 'til I was 20 that Veterans Day is not a "holiday" for all. (I didn't wear a poppy to work in the slaughter house - it would have clashed with the pig blood on my yellow neoprene apron.)

I have proposed this before - strike all "holidays" that don't officially give every wage-slave the day off. What are holidays, anyway? Certainly, Columbus Day, Veterans Day, Martin Luther King Day and Presidents Day do not meet the requirement - that EVERY worker get the day off!

We need MORE official holidays: Cinco de Mayo, Rosa Parks Day, Election Day, St. Patrick's Day, and how about a National Cruise-In on the first weekend in June?

I don't know why American workers don't get more time off - holidays and vacations. It's cheaper to give workers time off than to give 'em raises or increased benefits. Besides, holidays are good for the leisure economy.

THIS JUST __________ IN ! !

Re: Chimperor Disgustus
Neo-Con Apologist Bill Kristol states:

If the American people really come to a settled belief that Bush lied us into war, his presidency will be over. He won't have the basic level of trust needed to govern.

And - OUR DESERTER-IN-CHIEF IS HEARD TO EXCLAIM: "But they jumped off the bridge with me... just because it was my idea to jump doesn't mean I'm to blame..."

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Good fortune. COMMENT! Please spread the meme.
Don't smoke in bed, Ol' Sleepy Head...

 

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PISS ON EVER'THIN' - T'DAY'S SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2ôô5!

Poetz_2_cam CELEBRATE FREEDOM THIS WEEKEND!
FLY THE STARS & STRIPES...
AND THANK A VET!


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WHA'D'YA KNOW 'BOUT "THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWNS"
The guard takes 21 steps during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is  the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary.

His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle.

He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face; and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder.

Guards are changed every thirty minutes, twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year.

Audiemurphyportrait2175 notable people are laid to rest in Arlington National Cemetery, including President William Howard Taft, Joe Louis and Medal of Honor winner Audie Murphy, (pictured, the most  decorated soldier of WWII and movie star).

Poetz_2_englehart"If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it." - [Arthur Schopenhauer]

DogWELL HOWDY, REV'LERS!

You may be wondering WHY I asked you to gather here...

Ha ha   Ha ha  Ha ha   Ha  Ha  Ha  Ha  - When will I EVER stop HAVING SO MUCH FUN?!!

Look!!  Karl Malden! Okay, BARBRA STREISAND, I recognize you now!!  Also EFREM ZIMBALIST, JR. !!  And BEAUMONT NEWHALL!!  Everybody into th' BATHROOM!

Jesus_ashtray WE HAVE FOUND JESUS! He's the dark, muscular li'l dude who drives the Recycling Truck here in METRO FAIRBORN!

TODAY'S BIBLICAL LESSON: THE GREATEST MIRACLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL - AND HE OBEYED HIM.

Tuesday I had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!

Pinup_virginia_madsen OWOooo! I want to UNDRESS Oscar Winning Actress VIRGINIA MADSEN and cover her with CREAM CHEESE and WHEAT THINS...

Dog_seeingenddogSPOT: OUR SEEING END DOG
OH. OH. I spilled SPOT REMOVER on OUR TERRIER. He's GONE now.

My grandpa invented the BRANDING IRON in 1926. His CATTLE were IMPRESSED!

Jewish_chussidsYou know - There's BIG MONEY in FAILURE & MISERY if you have a SAVVY AGENT!!

Wwwrevilocartoonscom_lanebryantstore3 I was on DUBYA's short list to conduct the ETHICS REFRESHER classes this past week in the WHITE HOUSE - but, unfortunately, I had to beg off. My CODE of ETHICS has been vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New York!!

I'm sure most of you recall that WILLIAM CONRAD (Cannon, P.I.) and I invented skydiving in 1979! I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!

Poetz_hugo_20051109 Now let's bring up someone from the gathered Rev'lers: OK, CARLA!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

Excellent! Has everyone had an opportunity to peruse our large selection of creme-filled snack cakes? HEY, LITTLE DEBBIE - NICE CAKES!

Music_rachel_arieff Let's all welcome RACHEL ARIEFF - She's Tom Lehrer and Charles Bukowski morphed together into one really hot GRRRL entertainer!
SING IT, RACHEL:

"He's handsome
In a quite intriguing way.
He's classy
And he never lets you pay.
But if he thinks Limp Biskit's lyrics are profound
This guy might end up smacking you around."

C'MON, EV'RYBODY - SING-A-LONG WITH THE WORMS!!

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica.
Columbus made history thinking some island was India.
General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run.
All of these men are famous, and they're also...
...Very dumb.
History is made by stupid people!
Clever people wouldn't even try!
If you want a place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.
Nobility are famous for no reason.
Marie Antoinnette enjoyed her cake.
She caused a Revolution when she would not share,
And her husband lost his head for that mistake.
The Hindenberg was a giant zeppelin.
His makers made a minor oversight--
Before they filled it up with explosive gas
They should have fixed the "No Smoking" light.
CUZZ...!
History is made by stupid people!
Clever people wouldn't even try!
If you want a place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.
Tally-Ho, Tally-Ho!
Our king and country's honor we will save!
Tally-Ho, Tally-Ho!
We're marching into history and the grave!
So if your son and daughter seem too lazy,
Sitting there watching bad TV,
Just remember you should be quite grateful--
At least they are not making history!
CUZZ...!
History is made by stupid people!
Clever people wouldn't even try!
So if you want a place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die!
YESSS!
Do something dumb before you die!
YESSS!
Do something dumb before you die!
The Arrogant Worms, 1995

Poetz_low_culture_escaladekid2006 LI'L GANGSTAS SERIES Low Culture

Rims sold separately


12 mpg city/16 mpg playground

Some rollover risk!

Click here for a Cool, Cool Illusion!

THIS JUST _________ IN ! !

Poetz_2_marlette Paris remains under siege as North African Muslims riot and loot and burn poor neighborhoods. Thousands of cars have been set afire. (Note: Even when the Muslims aren't rioting, there are a dozen or more autos burned each night!) Well - really - you've seen those French cars - THEY NEED TO BE BURNED!

ROVE CAUGHT CHEATING IN WHITE HOUSE ETHICS CLASS
Top Aide Seen Looking at Cheney’s Paper During Pop Quiz
If you were trying to get a good grade in ethics, why would you copy off Cheney’s paper?

President_clinton_nick [President Clinton will appear on Nick News with Linda Ellerbee this Sunday, November 13th at 8:30 pm ET/7:30 pm CT on your local Nickelodeon station.]

Poetz_hillary HILLARY: "If you Punjabis ever try to attack New York I will beat you to death with my penis."

Bill Clinton said this week that Hillary would make a terrific president. From his mouth to God's ear. The idea of Bill Clinton inside the White House with nothing to do has comedians facing the Playboy Mansion and praying three times a day.

Argus_38Comedian Argus Hamilton
has these comments on the week's news:

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Paris continued burning Wednesday as rioting by Muslim and North African gangs spread through the country from Lyons to Marseilles. The French cabinet is at its wits' end as to how to restore order. They are THIS close to calling in the Germans.

President Bush gave the Medal of Freedom Wednesday to retired Joint Chiefs Chairman General Richard Myers. Other Iraq war planners who recently received the medal are Colin Powell and George Tenet. No one wants to say the president gave it to them to shut them up but the medal was wrapped in a newspaper with a dead fish.

Poetz_lane_2Scooter Libby pleaded not guilty in federal court last week. He's charged with perjury and obstruction of justice. He was STILL walking with the aid of  TWO CRUTCHES:
1) we are a nation at war;
2) everyone believed Saddam had weapons of mass destruction.

According to the polls, 57% of Americans believe the White House misled the country into going to war in Iraq. It's going to be part of the administration's legacy. Even President Bush's plaque at the Cowboy Hall of Fame in Oklahoma City will point out that tall tales are a part of frontier lore.

Bush_2_sherffius21Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Ahmed Chalabi flew to Washington this week to run a few victory laps over the success of his sucking BUSHCO into an invasion of Iraq with a pack of lies. He has a checkered past. When Ahmed Chalabi was a teenager in Lebanon he started out as a bank teller and within a month he was bringing home forty thousand dollars a week.

Panama was asked to shut down the Panama Canal Sunday as a security measure for President Bush's visit there. They didn't mind. However, it may have held up one full day of shipments from China to Wal-Mart, causing the earth to wobble on its axis.

Venezuela's Hugo Chavez sharpened his rhetoric against President Bush last week over nuclear technology. He's given the U.S. president the nickname of Mr. Danger. If he saw the president's latest poll numbers he would call him Mr. Dangerfield.

Hillary_if_someone_here_shows_me_a_bibleHILLARY: "IF SOMEONE HERE WOULD HAPPEN TO SHOW ME A BIBLICAL CODE THAT PREDICTS THE OUTCOME OF THE 2008 ELECTION - I JUST MIGHT HAVE AN OPENING IN MY CABINET FOR A LABOR SECRETARY."

Senator Jon Corzine
was elected governor of New Jersey on Tuesday. He made hundreds of millions in the stock market, then got elected senator, then dumped his wife, and now he dates around. Let no one say the Democrats don't have an agenda.

Democrats won the Virginia governorship by running on a family values platform for the first time. It's a proven formula. "The Sopranos" is a hit with Americans because it proves that family values can co-exist peacefully with sex and violence.
Poetz_2_crowe

HERE'S SOMETHIN' REALLY,
REALLY
IMPORTANT!

HERE IN METRO FAIRBORN, Columbo is on around the clock, which probably accounts for our LOW CRIME RATE.

Pinup_wwwroqlaruecomchiodobadgirlRoq LaRue Gallery

Broken Newz:
Marv Albert Proposes "Catholic Schoolgirl" Look For NBA Players

Sports announcer Marv Albert came out yesterday in favor of an "all-Catholic schoolgirl look" for the new NBA dress code, according to inside sources. Albert gained notoriety years back when he was involved in bizarre sexual escapades involving women's clothing, other "boys," and possibly hollandaise sauce. "Kevin Garnett in one of those short little black skirts...YES!" exclaimed Albert in a telephone call to NBA commissioner David Stern

  Love_put_an_eye_outLOVE. SIGH...
Nuttier than batshit!

“Shakespeare was deja vu for me,” said Tom Cruise. “It was so cool. I felt as if I had seen his words already, knew them all by heart. Then, after I began studying Scientology, I realized the words had come from my heart in a previous life. That’s why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making ‘War of the Worlds’ and all those other great movies can’t compare to writing ‘Romeo and Juliet’ or the sonnets."

Ad_wwwdoverpublicationscom_996611050 A luxury cruise liner bound for Kenya was attacked by pirates off the east coast of Africa last week.  The pirates were armed with grenade launchers and machine guns. The next time Kathie Lee Gifford is booked to sing on the ship they ought to have her perform below deck.

COINCIDENTALLY - our SEA CRUISE off Somalia was cut short. Even though The Pagan Baby, Gopher, Isaac and Doc thought it was a bad idea, Captain Stubing decided to permit Da Rev to visit all the dinner buffets on the starboard side of the ship. That DAMN TUB didn't corner worth a crap!

MORE from Comedian Argus Hamilton 
Tumminator_2"The Tumminator"
Arnold Schwarzenegger's
ballot initiatives lost in California on Tuesday. He thought he could beat the teachers union, the nurses union, the firefighters union and the widows of police officers. It's something for both parties to remember the next time they are tempted to think movie stars have the sense Nature gave a goose.

U.S. Treasury Secretary John Snow arrived in India Sunday for a five-day tour of the country. He was a hit. He was treated like a rock star once they heard him talk because customer service workers in India know every American by his voice.

Dailybest_1Johnny Cash is played by Joaquin Phoenix in a new film about the late singer called "Walk the Line". The man was a legend onstage. It's a shame that so many members of the White House staff will never get to enjoy one of his prison concerts.

Poetz_2_margulies Paul Harvey received the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House Wednesday. It's the nation's highest civilian award, established by Harry Truman to honor distinguished service. Paul Harvey received it for his outstanding career as a newsman - and for courageously giving Margaret Truman's records a little airplay.

Jesus_im_happyJESUS - I'M HAPPY!
Anne Rice
released a novel last week about Jesus Christ during his childhood as he begins to discover his mystical powers. It's full of new information. The New Testament doesn't cover the time when Jesus was sent off to English boarding school.

Do_not_enter_19 WARNING: PG-34
CONTAINS SOME ADULT MATERIAL AND LOTS OF SOPHOMORIC HUMOR...

Poetz_maureen_dowd_cover DA REV GOT THIS ONE FROM MAUREEN DOWD - "...Someone said so-and-so speaks eighteen languages. Dorothy Parker says, yeah, but she can't say no in any of them."

Sensualibcom_124Sensual Liberation

Billy Bob was down in town yesterday handing out two cigars to all of his friends. Jim Bob asked what the occasion was. Billy Bob announced that he and Thelma were gonna have twins. Jim Bob remarked, "Oh, Ol' Doc says you're gonna have twins?"
"No," says Billy Bob, "She ain't been to see Ol' Doc yet.  Thelma went down to the Wal-Mart and bought one of them twin-pack pregnancy tests and they both came back positive.

Condoms Late one night, an already-soused Scotsman goes into an unfamiliar bar and orders a nightcap. The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the bulls eye and win a prize … only a dollar for three darts. The drunken Scot agrees and throws the first dart. A bull’s eye!!  He downs another drink, takes aim on wobbly feet, let’s go...Two bulls eyes!!!!  Two more quick drinks go down.  Now barely able to stand, the Scotsman lets go of the last dart. Three bulls eyes!!!
All are astounded. No one has ever won before. Unprepared, the bartender has to frantically search for a prize... grabs a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presents it to a full-of-pride, but seriously inebriated Scot as his winning prize.
Three weeks pass... The Scotsman returns and orders more drinks, then announces he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement and wonderment of all the local souses, he scores three more bulls eyes and proudly demands another winner's prize. The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit short of memory, doesn't know what to give, so he asks the Scotsman, "Say, what did you win the last time?"
And the proud winner responds, "Arrgghh! 'Twas a roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"Pinup_serenaw_wall
SERENA SMILES

A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and handsome rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the Priest discovered that the rooster was missing.  At the same time the Priest heard rumors of illegal cockfights being held in  town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no" he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among  you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't
belong to you?"   
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question.  Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the choir boys stood up.

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If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

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I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better (Robert Blake?)

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

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Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and looks into his small bowl. It is empty.. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeals.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was ME, MOMMA BEAR, who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence.
HEY! Listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time: I HAVEN'T MADE THE F%@&*NG PORRIDGE YET !!"

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays more and more women realize "It's not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a LITTLE SAUSAGE!"

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A: The vagina. Aren't we lucky?

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1) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my buddy; I shall not starve.
2) He maketh me to lie in green basil: He leadeth me beside marinara.
3) He filleth my stomach: He leadeth me in the paths of satire for entertainment’s sake. 4) Yea, though I walk through the world of the low-carb craze, I will fear no diet: for thou art with me; thy noodly appendage it comforts me.
5) Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Parmesan: thou annointest my salad with extra virgin oil; my wine chalice runneth over.
6) Surely meatballs and garlic will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Bruschetta  forever.
Ramen.

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Originally published Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2005 in The San Diego Voice

"Boy Scouts Ban Episcopalians." Can you imagine the uproar if that headline greeted Mr. and Mrs. America tomorrow morning? San Diegans would cut loose with a torrent of e-mail, faxes, phone calls and letters to their congressional representatives raising (shall we say it?) holy hell. The representatives in turn would rush to Capitol Hill to see who could shout loudest to demand the Scouts repudiate such nonsense or they'd lose government support.

But rest easy. The Boy Scouts didn't do that to Episcopalians. They picked a couple of larger and much safer targets -- gays and atheists. In fact the San Diego Unified School District just revoked a policy which charged fees for the Scouts (and other religious groups) to use school classrooms.

It's long been a tradition to give public support to the Scouts. The president of our country has always been honorary leader of the scouts. None has refused. Here in San Diego, the city leased 16 acres of Balboa Park to the Scouts for $1 per year.

Possibly because the city has all the money it needs, the lease was recently renewed for another 50 years without even an adjustment for inflation. That bit of largesse was halted by a court order but, like the cross on the mountain, is being appealed and will be until the youngest of today's Cub Scouts are grandfathers.

The reasons the Boy Scouts ban gays and atheists? Gays aren't considered morally straight because they don't have sex in the approved manner, and atheists don't believe in a supreme being.

Like Ronald Reagan before he discovered the value of religion and bigotry, I don't really care how folks have sex as long as they don't do it in the streets and scare the horses.

And as a dreaded non-believer, I'm not morally straight? What in the hell are they talking about? I served my country in uniform for nearly 23 years. I voted in practically every election since Adlai ran against Ike. I worked the polls for some 15 straight elections, and generally donated the pittance they paid us to charity. I have actively supported candidates and causes I believed in. I have been married to the same woman for 53 years. I haven't even been arrested for anything more than traffic violations. (Emphasis added by Da Rev.)

Of course, there's the highly touted notion that we all need a belief to keep us from running amok. Few studies have been done on that. I'm guessing we'd see all sorts of studies if there were just one statistic supporting this "run amok" stuff. As it is, a survey done in 1997 showed that out of a total federal prison population of 74,732 inmates, a mere 156 showed no religion.

And smart? Some of the smartest guys in the country are also non-believers. The National Academy of Science admits only those scientists who have made distinguished and continuing achievements in original research. A recent survey showed that 97 percent of NAC guys did not believe in a personal god, generally defined as one who answers prayers.

Many think we're so few that we don't count. I keep receiving e-mails stating that merely 14 percent of Americans don't believe in God. That comes to about 40 million, or more than all the Episcopalians plus the Presbyterians, Jews, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and a couple dozen smaller congregations put together.

Still, for all that I will concede that much of the Boy Scouts' goals are great ones. Who could be against an outfit that urges young men to be trusted, loyal, useful and kind? What boy wouldn't be better off for having such attributes? Why isn't such an outfit available to all boys?

Oops, I asked one question too many. The last question has to be answered in the starkest terms. The leaders of today's American Boy Scouts are narrow-minded and bigoted. They didn't start out that way. Lord Baden-Powell, the guy who founded them nearly 100 years ago, wrote, "A bad man who believes in a creed is no more religious than the good man who does not."

Hypocrisy isn't the sort of thing we ought to be teaching the next generation. There's enough of it in this one. At the very least governments should stop subsidizing the Boy Scouts and any other outfits that deliberately exclude those who choose to think rather than believe.

Thanks, Keith. Carry on...


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Wes_clarg_dems_picture23_1Dear Rev. Art,

I wanted to dash off a quick note to you with some exciting news. Today, we learned that the Ed Schultz Show will now be aired on Armed Forces Radio.

Ed Schultz stated, "I would like to thank General Wes Clark for his efforts to help bring the Ed Schultz Show to Armed Forces Radio Network. To have the support of one of the highest ranking military officers in the history of the country is an honor."

This is a tremendous victory for WesPAC grassroots. AND WE HELPED!

This is also great news for the members of our military and their families. Armed Forces Radio honoring their promise to air the Ed Schultz Show will ensure greater political balance in their programming.
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  • CARL PERKINS - BOPPIN' THE BLUES

    BOPPIN' THE BLUES
    CARL PERKINS: Essential SUN
    (*****)

  • BUDDY HOLLY - THAT'LL BE THE DAY

    THAT'LL BE THE DAY
    BUDDY HOLLY: Buddy Holly Collection
    (*****)

  • LIGHTNIN' HOPKINS - PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE

    PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
    LIGHTNIN' HOPKINS: Mojo Hand
    (*****)

  • GENE VINCENT - RACE WITH THE DEVIL

    RACE WITH THE DEVIL
    GENE VINCENT: The Screaming End: Best Of...
    (*****)

  • WANDA JACKSON - PARTY!

    PARTY!
    WANDA JACKSON: Queen of Rockabilly
    (*****)

  • JERRY LEE LEWIS - DOWN THE LINE

    DOWN THE LINE
    JERRY LEE LEWIS: 25 All-Time Greatest SUN
    (*****)

NOW PLAYING...

  • GIL SCOTT-HERON - THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!

    THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!
    GIL SCOTT-HERON: THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
    (*****)

  • DAKOTA STATON - LET ME OFF UPTOWN

    LET ME OFF UPTOWN
    DAKOTA STATON: THE LATE, LATE SHOW
    (*****)

  • JONATHAN EDWARDS - SHANTY... MY HOME AIN'T IN THE HALL OF FAME...

    SHANTY... MY HOME AIN'T IN THE HALL OF FAME...
    JONATHAN EDWARDS: LUCKY DAY
    (****)

  • DEL McCOURY - CHEEK TO CHEEK WITH THE BLUES...

    CHEEK TO CHEEK WITH THE BLUES...
    DEL McCOURY: DEEPER SHADE OF BLUE
    (*****)

  • TONY RICE - THE OLD MAN CAME HOME FROM THE FOREST...

    THE OLD MAN CAME HOME FROM THE FOREST...
    TONY RICE: SINGS GORDON LIGHTFOOT
    (*****)

  • TONY RICE - ONE MORE NIGHT... TITLE SONG...

    ONE MORE NIGHT... TITLE SONG...
    TONY RICE: CHURCH STREET BLUES
    (*****)

  • ETTA JAMES - SOMEBODY TO LOVE...

    SOMEBODY TO LOVE...
    ETTA JAMES: LET'S ROLL
    (*****)

  • PETER ROWAN - WILL WORK FOR FOOD

    WILL WORK FOR FOOD
    PETER ROWAN: BLUEGRASS BOY
    (*****)

  • RCA COUNTRY LEGENDS - SHE'S DRINKIN' SINGLES (I'm Seein' Double)

    SHE'S DRINKIN' SINGLES (I'm Seein' Double)
    RCA COUNTRY LEGENDS: GARY STEWART
    (*****)

  • DWIGHT YOAKAM - All New Material!

    All New Material!
    DWIGHT YOAKAM: POPULATION ME
    (*****)

  • LES PAUL - JOSEPHINE... LADY OF SPAIN...

    JOSEPHINE... LADY OF SPAIN...
    LES PAUL: THE BEST OF LES PAUL
    (*****)

  • LUCINDA WILLIAMS - Her LATEST!

    Her LATEST!
    LUCINDA WILLIAMS: SWEET OLD WORLD
    (*****)

  • WARREN ZEVON - LAWYERS, GUNS & MONEY... CARMELITA...

    LAWYERS, GUNS & MONEY... CARMELITA...
    WARREN ZEVON: GENIUS: THE BEST OF ...
    (*****)

  • TLC - WATERFALL... NO SCRUBS...

    WATERFALL... NO SCRUBS...
    TLC: NOW & FOREVER
    (*****)

  • SISTER ROSETTA THARPE - "DIDN'T IT RAIN?"

    "DIDN'T IT RAIN?"
    SISTER ROSETTA THARPE: THE GOSPEL OF THE BLUES
    (*****)

  • DIXIE CHICKS - "I HOPE"

    "I HOPE"
    DIXIE CHICKS: TAKING THE LONG WAY
    (****)

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