CAROLING, CAROLING...
Sing along ye Rational Inquirers & Skeptics,
Bring your bologna detectors, ye hairy ticks!
FROM THE HUMANIST HYMNAL
JOY TO THE WORLD
Copyright 1997, by Jerry Phillips
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Joy to the world, Bill Nye is come.
Let earth receive her king.
Let every mind prepare him room,
And science and nature sing,
And science and nature sing,
And science, and science and nature sing.
Joy to the world, the S. guy reigns.
Let men their songs employ.
While fields and floods,
Rock, hills, and plains
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat the sounding joy.
No more let faith and ignorance flow
From dogmas all around.
He comes to make our intellects grow,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as, far as the curse is found.
He rules the world with truth and fact,
And quite a gift of gab,
The glories of his scientific knowledge,
And wonders of his lab,
And wonders of his lab,
And wonders, and wonders of his lab.
Joy to the world, Bill Nye is come.
Let earth receive her king.
Let every mind prepare him room,
And science and nature sing,
And science and nature sing,
And science, and science and nature sing.
THE WORLD OF RICHARD DAWKINS
Inspired by John Catalano's website: "The World of Richard Dawkins"
(Sung to the tune of: "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")
Copyright 1997, by Jerry Phillips
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The World of Richard Dawkins
Is a place where you will find
A scientific plethora
To stimulate your mind.
Expand your intellectual side;
Leave ignorance behind.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth,
Knowledge and truth.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth.
He came from out of Africa,
As did we all, it seems.
His work has made the world aware
That we have selfish genes;
And thoughts that we hold sacred
May turn out to be just memes.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth,
Knowledge and truth.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth.
A meme by definition
Is a virus of the mind.
The Bible is a favorite source
For stories of this kind,
Which glorify a watchmaker who
Turns out to be blind.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth,
Knowledge and truth.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth.
The phenotype extended
Is a novel point of view.
It shows us what our genes affect
Beyond just me and you.
The world at large responds
To what our DNA can do.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth,
Knowledge and truth.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth.
The river out of Eden
Flows along the banks of time.
It carries information
Down a long, unbroken line.
It's possible your DNA
May someday mix with mine.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth,
Knowledge and truth.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth.
In climbing Mt. Improbable
Your chances may look bleak.
Perhaps around the backside
Is the very thing you seek--
A gradual slope that leads you
Ever onward to the peak.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth,
Knowledge and truth.
O, tidings of knowledge and truth.
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