SAY HALLELUIA!! ...>>>HUHH!<<<...
GOD & SCIENCE RECONCILED!
And it came to pass in the Kingdom of America that TWO calls were heard throughout the land, sounding a common alarm, warning the inhabitants to prepare for devastating weather patterns and disasters the likes of which have never been known before.
TWO call - one from GOD (or at least one of the more vociferous self-proclaimed spokesmen for JHWH) and one from SCIENCE (or at least one of the more well-known cheerleaders for SCIENCE).
One, Reverend Pat Robertson, recounting his annual one-on-one (in January) with the increasingly vindictive Deity warns: "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms..."
Then there's that new documentary that Al Gore is schlepping to Sundance and beyond which protends, according to William Booth's "Sundance's Leading Man" in The Washington Post -
"Earth's glaciers are melting, the polar bears are screwed, each year sets new heat records..."
Gore argues - with scientific evidence projected on big screens at his back - that global warming may soon lead to catastrophic sea level rises, which could inundate cities such as New York (flooding the former site of the World Trade Center), producing scary nonlinear runaway spasms of extreme weather (bigger, badder hurricanes and typhoons), global pandemics and, depending on where you live, torrential rains or decade-long drought.
EEK!! GOD & GORE are on the same page! Maybe NOW we can get more folks to pay attention to the environment!!
Here's a pic of the Hollywood's Al, lookin' all studly and - presidential?
