SO LONG, HOLY JOE & CRAZY CYNTHIA!
Wonkette has these takes on the state of the world's OLDEST democracy:
Lamont’s the Democratic nominee, McKinney isn’t, and Joementum cannot be stopped by your so-called “primary election.”
You hear that, Connecticut? Joe Lieberman will be your Senator whether you like it or not! It’s for your own good... Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman lost the Democratic primary last night to Ned Lamont. He will run as a “petitioning Democrat,” which is a thing he made up. [NYT, WP]...
<<<=== "Yeah, you in the back! I’m gonna do this quixotic independent run for Senate for you! It’s all for you, buddy!"
<<<=== "Hold up: I can hit as many people in the head with cell phones as I want now? This is going to be SWEET!"
Or is the stein too large?
The pessimist says gas and food prices are way too high.
The optimist says walking and fasting are solving the obesity crisis.
OMG! SOME OL' LECHER IS STALKING MARY WORTH!!
(DA REV READS THE COMIX EVERY AM)
Yes I do. And I read EVERY strip - EXCEPT "Cathy". I loathe "Cathy". I even read the increasingly irrelevant, preachy "Mary Worth". I've read it since I was a kid - which is 10 or 15 or 50-some years ago.
The last few weeks some aging would-be Lothario with a Captain Kangaroo hair-do has been insinuating himself into the life of the colored pages number one busybody. (There's even a rumor that his first wife died under "mysterious circumstances"...)
HOLY CRAP! What's a wholesome widow of over 50 years to do to get this clown to butt out? "Aldo the Weirdo" won't take "No" for a polite rebuff of his advances! Well - first of all, she lives in the wrong state. Seriously...
"If Mary Worth lived in Florida, she could just bust a cap in Aldo's ass right here..." [Wonkette]
Everyone should have a lifetime goal.
Da Rev’s is to die of old age.
DUMBYA and the extremely dumb, annoying nut-fundie senator
from Pennsylvania, Prick Santorum, pick and choose their counsel from the Bible to inform their
attitudes on things like same-sex marriage.
Is it a matter of convenience that they overlook the
Bible’s apparent sanctioning of multiple wives?
