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Even Da Rev & Da Pagan Baby take a week off now and then. This is a recycled STAND-UP - if you choose to accept it...
WELL HOWDY, REV’LERS!
Welcome to our humble cottage in Metro Fairborn, Ohio. I can’t say enough about Fairborn – because, well… there’s not that much to say about Fairborn… (DA REV KIDS FAIRBORN)!
WELCOME TO THE STAND-UP!
I’m Rev. Art - Just another indiscernible smeared substance on your bathroom mirror of life.
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Media representatives will be glad to learn that they will be able to file their stories using one of the several pay phones in town… there’s one right outside The Hot Lips Café. OH! And the Quality Inn offers a bank of three phones in the lobby.
Do you know all the barber shops in Fairborn offer a free ear and nose trim for senior citizens? Seriously – A visit to Downtown Fairborn will take you back in time – even if you’ve never been there. I overheard a visitor from the big city, Dayton, at our Readmore Books shop complaining, “This town is just SO damn cozy!” What the hell’s up with that? Cozy is the new cool. Today we’re most happy to announce that all proceeds from the STAND-UP today are going to “Jews for Jell-O”! I understand some guys manage fantasy football leagues. I think I can understand that. I assemble Dream Bender associates. Y’ just pick three guys you’d like to have join you for a pub crawl. Like, Writer Jack London, Comedian Argus Hamilton, Willie Nelson and Rick Rupert. I’d thank Jack London for inspiring me to spend two weeks in Death Valley with nothing but a knife and a flashlight. Since then I’ve been finding worthy causes to support – for example, I’m behind frontal nudity…
I’d thank Argus Hamilton for introducing me to the Vodka Martini and paying for the one sitting before me on the bar.
I would toast Willie Nelson, ‘cuz he’s the last cowboy on earth.
Then I would call Rick the next day to find out how I got home.
Some of you may not know that I’m a Recovered Catholic. I converted to politics. I watch talking head TV shows on Sunday mornings… Soon after I decided I was an unbeliever I quit the church choir. I still enjoyed the singing – but I kept losing my place in the hymnal. I found myself always reading ahead to see if I agreed with the next verse…
CARPE… uh… Ah shit. I ask you, why should I continue to try to seize destiny? I mean, can't I just invite it to join my online circle of friends?
Hi Beth. I hope you don’t mind if I mention you asked me for suggestions on how to trim your budget. I told Beth, “Well, for one thing - your parents get TV Guide. Just call them and have them read it to you over the phone!"
Attitude is everything. Remember – when the going gets tough, the going gets tough...
Let’s say, for example - you have a sandwich on the table and you cut it in half. You now have TWO sandwiches – NOT two halves… I understand from watching a TV infomercial this week that all around us people are making silk purses out of sows' ears.
Good fortune. COMMENT!! Please spread the meme. Don't smoke in bed...
Trotsky realized he was on the carpet - and he wasn't amused...
"WHEN PIGS FLY... uhmm "
