July 19, 2ôô8
NAVIGATING THE FRINGE STREAM
- LISTING A BIT TO THE LEFT...
SPEAKING of Da Pagan Baby, Da Rev's bride of nearly 47 years - she is resting uncomfortably following an apparently successful back surgery Wednesday.
Her doc said she'll probably think harshly of him for the next couple of weeks - 'cuz of pain. The good news is the prognosis is for no pain and a full life again. She'll return to work in about a month.
This week's blog is a quick recycling of some old bits - but also a couple of new things...
“Minister of Rants” - It’s so smart, IQ's are now measured in Rev-Rant points.
*NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE IN MYANMAR*
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Here’s another idea for an ironic New Yorker Cover: 
MORE CHRIST-IN A-CRACKER CONTROVERSY TO GET THE CATHOLIC LEAGUE'S BILL DONAHUE'S RED SILK UNDIES ALL IN A TWIST:
Attending Tim Russert’s funeral mass, Sally Quinn-Bradlee decided to receive communion, then wrote about it.
“Oddly,” she reported, “I had a slightly nauseated sensation after I took it, knowing that in some way it represented the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Last Wednesday I was determined to take it for Tim, transubstantiation notwithstanding. I’m so glad I did.” Thanx t’ BartCop.com
Nelson Mandela is 90.
Phyllis Diller (one of Da Rev's Atheist Pin-Ups) is 91.
Diahann Carroll is 73. 
Jo Stafford (90) singer known for her technical skills, intonation, and musicality. A member of Tommy Dorsey's Pied Pipers quartet in the late '30s and a favorite of GIs during World War II, Stafford's solo recordings made the pop music charts dozens of times in the '50s. Late in her career, Stafford and her husband, pianist/composer Paul Weston (d. 1996), formed a successful comedy act as "Jonathan & Darlene Edwards," spoofing low-talent lounge acts. Their 1960 album, Jonathan & Darlene Edwards in Paris, won Stafford her only Grammy. She died of congestive heart failure in Century City, California on July 16, 2008.
Jonathan & Darlene Edwards in Paris is one of the funniest comical put-ons of all time. We play it and watch folks expressions as they sense something isn’t quite right…
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Welcome to our crib in Metro Fairborn and THE STAND-UP! - If this is the DATING GAME I want to know your FAVORITE PLANET!
CITIZEN'S ARREST! Hello, POLICE?! I"ve got the Broadband Roadrunner here on suspicion of HIGHWAY ROBBERY!!
I demand IMPUNITY!
Hollywood honored Larry King by renaming a street intersection
"Larry King Square".
I was already honored by my hometown. In the middle of South South Street in Wilmington, Ohio - the The Rev. Art Rumble Strip. Toms Lake Humor Co.
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WOW! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ALL THOSE ICONS OF SCIENCE WERE COLORLESS GEEKS - HERE'S THE DOWN LOW ON "OTHER STUFF" THEY KNOW!
Carrie Keagan is SO beautiful! If beauty were a criminal I would finger her in a police line up…
A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
Good fortune. COMMENT! Please spread the meme. Don’t smoke in bed…
