November 15, 2ôô8
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I’m Rev. Art - and I'd be happy to be your temporary organ donor!
Welcome to our crib in Metro Fairborn and THE STAND-UP! - It's like SPAM - but with MORE succulence.
My thoughts are tumbling in my head - making and breaking alliances like Da Pagan Baby's panties & bras in the dryer without Cling Free.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
It's important to be precise when using language - for example, Webster COMPILED the dictionary - he didn't COMPOSE it...
A Top Story in the news this week: Researchers did a survey and compiled 237 reasons why people have sex.
This just in - Reason #238: A cute researcher knocked on my door this morning and said she was doing a survey.
I told her, "I'm not a gynecologist - but I'll take a look...
SO!? IS THIS YOUR NEW GREEN RIDIN' MACHINE?
GM Execs aren't nearly as worried about their future now, right?!
Actually - this is NOT a NEW idea!
And in West Carrollton, Ohio, last evening:
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from that brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Well, that was some election, wasn't it? One guy was half black; the other guy was half DEAD!
President-elect Obama is meeting with Senator McCain Monday. Now they can appreciate what they have in common. They both had racist grandmothers!
I wonder if anyone has to tell George W. Bush that he's a lame duck president during this post-election period before the inauguration of Barack Obama? He is really as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that is actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something...
Governess Sarah Palin says that, yes, as a matter of fact, it IS really easy to pick off grey wolves with a rifle from an airplane - which says is proof of God's existence.
Sarahcuda says, God wants us to avoid regulations and taxes, you bet'cha!
Og wants the Governess to run for president in 2012. Og also believe the Bible 'cuz it's "an eyewitness account"!
They can kiss THIS shit GOD-BYE!
Why do some people (generally MALES) hate cats?
1) They were rodents in another life.
2) They just haven't met the right cat.
3) They are jealous - Ladies, don't have children with them.
I try to maintain a balanced selection of information sources. I even watch Shemp Hannity on FIXED News sometimes. I'm TRYING to see things from his point of view - but I can't get my head that far up my ASS!
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TRIVIA QUESTION from BartCop Entertainment Page
The average pair of human feet give off (approximately) how much perspiration per day?
A ½ Cup
B 1 Cup
C 1 ½ Cup
D 1 Pint
E 1 ½ Pint
TRIVIA ANSWER The average pair of human feet give off (approximately) how much perspiration per day?
A ½ Cup
B 1 Cup
C 1 ½ Cup
D 1 Pint
E 1 ½ Pint
The average foot has 250,000 sweat glands, and the average pair gives off about half a pint (almost 250 mL) of perspiration per day.
2 Cups = 1 Pint
1 Cup = ½ Pint
A Mississippi plantation owner complains that a slave he has just bought has died.
"As I stand before the Lord," answers the slave's seller, "when he was with me, he never did any such thing!"
A word to the wise: if you see PETA pickets at Olive Garden, don't order the Veal Parmigiano - unless you'd like a couple of death threats on the side...
Good fortune. COMMENT! Please spread the meme. Don’t smoke in bed…
