PREPARE YOUR CHILDREN TO COMPLY WITH HOMELAND SECURITY MEASURES 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. Who was Morey Amsterdam's character 'Buddy Sorell' on the old Dick Van Dyke show based on? Who was Morey Amsterdam's character 'Buddy Sorell' on the old Dick Van Dyke show based on?
February 5, 2ôô9
NAVIGATING THE FRINGE STREAM
- LISTING A BIT TO THE LEFT...
Minister of Rants - it‘s the #1 blog among people who forgive Keith Olberman for his misspent youth blabbng about sports...
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50 YEARS AGO: The Music Died...
In a snowy field in Iowa, in the wreckage of a small plane... (Waylon Jennings) (Buddy)
Buddy Holly
Ritchie Valens
J.P. Richardson-"The Big Bopper"
February 3, 1959
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I’m Rev. Art. Welcome to our (mostly) modern crib in Metro Fairborn and THE STAND-UP! - We're not Iranians!! We voted for Goldwater!!
I'll be out in just a minute...
Join Rev. Art & Da Pagan Baby for this really cool event with Prof. PZ Myers_____________
"Darwin Day Banquet"
Saturday February 14, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Doors open at 6pm. Dinner at 6:45pm, followed by presentation.
The Fawcett Center, 2400 Olentangy River Rd. , Columbus, OH 43210
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Event Details:
A celebration of the life and work of Charles Darwin in honor of his 200th Birthday, and the 150th anniversary of the publication of Origin of The Species.
Presenter: Dr. P.Z. Myers, Prof. of Biology at Univ. of Minnesota-Morris
Palestinian terror group Hamas is a Palestinian political party. Hezbollah is a political party in Syria. They are the first parties in history to be organized around the principle that sundown is an international Jewish plot.
"WITH GOD, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE" MAY BE THE STATE MOTTO - BUT IN OHIO THERE’S NOTHIN' HAPPENIN'!
Senator George Voinovich used to be governor during the time Ohio was a red state. Voidoid contributed to the seemingly-official anti-intellectual tone that prevailed in state gummint when he proposed and the Religious Reichpublican legislature passed a bill to coin the nonsense phrase above as the state motto.
It’s a lame motto, isn’t it - the motto - “With God all things are possible”? I think it’s divisive 'cuz everybody doesn’t have the same God. Some don’t even have a God at all. I think there are several mottos that might be more helpful - if not inspirational - at least, maybe more representative of the State of Ohio.
“Ohio — Road Construction Ahead”
“Ohio — A river runs through it."
“What a state we’re in!”
“With casinos in every public school basement in Ohio, all things are possible.”
“With Repugs runnin' the legislature, all laws are stupid.”
With the outsourcing of jobs from Ohio, and, of course, The 2nd Great Depression, maybe this one works:
“With Home-Based Envelope Stuffing and Sausage Stuffing Entrepreneurial Endeavors, all things are possible.”
“With ‘The Flying Spaghetti Monster’, all things are possible." (Have you touched his noodly appendage?
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Pasturd Rick Warren can take some credit for inspiring a new term in our pop cultural lexicon:
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \'sa-dəl-'ba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
Use in a sentence: After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum* all over the sheets.
* santorum - (sexual neologism from humorist Dan Savage) "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Q. Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
A. So he can get oxygen to his brain.
PlayMobil Security Checkpoint
AN EXERCISE: Share Your Dream...
Leave your mark. Hell - you can do this:
Da Rev posted his dream in less than 5 minutes…
I am 67 years old.
My dream is to: spread peace, love and understanding; to discover - really -why can’t we all just get along? to spit in Rash Limbo’s food; to stick a booger in Phyllis Schaffley’s pile of hair; AND to tie Bill Orally to his bed and tattoo a big pink swastika on his forehead.
Mmmm . . . that’s all I can think of for now.
Leaving my mark
WHAT DO YOU READ, SARAH, ET AL?
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The DAYTON DAILY NEWS is read by people who aren't sure there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. None of these is read by the guy who ran the country into the ground the last 8 years!
How cold IS it?!
TRIVIA QUESTION BartCop Entertainment
A Woody Allen
B Mel Brooks
C Sid Caesar
D Zero Mostel
E Carl Reiner
TRIVIA ANSWER
A Woody Allen
B Mel Brooks
C Sid Caesar
D Zero Mostel
E Carl Reiner
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PASTOR TED HAGGARD IS BACK IN THE NEWS
In an AP interview this month before an appearance in front of TV critics in California, defrocked evangelical pastor Ted Haggard described his sexuality as complex and something that can't be put into "stereotypical boxes." …grin, grin, smirk… We know Ted tries to avoid boxes…
HERE’S YOUR VIDEO: “Ted Haggard is simply heterosexual” by Roy Zimmerman
"I have some sad news for the gays, as they're referred to. Unfortunately, they have lost one of their own this evening - Ted Haggard, the evangelical preacher, who as you know, was caught doing meth and fucking dudes. The Denver Post is reporting that he is now 'completely heterosexual.' ...
People say how did they ... turn this clearly gay man into a heterosexual? It's very simple.
You know when you were a kid and your father caught you smoking. Then he decided to make you smoke a carton. Ted's been a busy boy."[Jon Stewart]
Hey, Preachers - it's not about your homosexuality - it's about your hypocrisy!
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